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Playoff Beard

When one's sports team makes it to the playoffs. Team members stop shaving their facial hair thus growing a 'playoff beard.' As long as that team is in the playoffs, the beard stays. When the team loses and gets removed from the playoffs, or ends up winning the championship; then, the beard can be shaved.
"Hey John, I heard your team lost your semi-finals game yesterday."

"Yeah we did, it's a shame. I gotta' shave the old playoff beard off tonight."
by Andrew Dargel June 1, 2006
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drop bear

Australian tree-dwelling marsupial, found mostly in bushland areas, but also known to live in inner-city parks.
The drop bear is characterised by it's unusual defense mechanism - when the male senses danger, the drop bear glides or 'drops' down from it's perch and uses it's powerful hind spur to barb the enemy's eyes.
A drop bear landed on our tent while we were camping.
by jungle-scrapbook June 22, 2005
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Teddy Bear

A fat guy with a cute face and sweet personality. Huggable and Cuddily!
That guy is def a teddy bear.
by SEXYMAMA6 April 19, 2011
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Bearded-oyster

Furry female anatomy with a slight aroma of sea food (also known as poon)
I can't wait to slurp on a bearded-oyster when I get back to port, arr-matey!
by Buht Sechs November 2, 2003
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Bob-Bear

Say the first word just as is and the last word in spanish translates to: (bob-oso) or baboso--> idiot
John is such a bob-bear.
by Shawn May 13, 2005
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Chocolate Beard

Thick layer of excrement plastered across the back of a toilet bowl following high-velocity bowel movements. Gravity and geometry conspire to fashion this matter into a beard-shaped carpet of filth.

Some beards can survive multiple flushes, leading to the ultimate ignobility of cleaning up someone else's beard to avoid implication.

Also known as a "manural".
Oh man, I just went to the toilet and some fellow had left a chocolate beard in there.
by Mr Casual May 18, 2006
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Hector Beard

Noun. A type of beard coined by Eric Bana as the character Hector in the movie Troy. The beard is more than scruffy, but not a full beard. It is trimmed semi-well, should remind the onlooker of sexy Greek men, and it is usually in a dark tone. The beard has amazing properties, like endowing its wearer with sexiness and curing cancer.
Girl: Oh man, that guy has the best Hector beard!

Girl 2: You are so right, lets ask him to make babies.
by RAZILY October 31, 2008
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