Arjun the beaver

His teeth looks like a beaver. HE likes the way his face looks with those big ass orange teeth

Oh look its Arjun the Beaver

by lslsls September 20, 2018

ass beaver

A very hair ass. A ass that is so hairy it looks like a beaver. Loved by some gay men, but others prefer a nice bald tavern for thier fancies.

Sometimes used as an insult to someone who is hairy of just a twat in general...

"Duuuuuude! I fancy sticking my cock in ure sweaty ass beaver tonight!!"

"Lee! U big, sweaty, farting ass beaver!"

by DiamondSerpant March 20, 2007

A beaver attempt

A burning in the eyes, nose or throat when beginning to go south of the border on a lady.

How did your date go?
ANSWER: I almost had to call hazmat on a beaver attempt!

by LayItOnYou March 18, 2007

land beaver

A dry vagina

I tried to have sex with her last night but she had such a land beaver I couldn't.

by 126Selly January 13, 2016

Murder on beaver creek

a way of expressing the female menstrual cycle

Tom: "Sally why are you being such a wanker? Moody bitch..."
Sally: "Fuck off Tom, Im committing murder on beaver creek."

by KritK July 26, 2006

Muddy Beaver

To go down on a girl while she's taking a shit.

We went to that Ethiopian restaurant and I spent all night on the shitter. Good thing Chad was kind enough to give me a muddy beaver.

by Capybara Madness February 7, 2010

Angry Beaver

When a girl that was dumped in a jerk-ish fashion gets revenge. She usually performs an Angry Beaver (or act of revenge) a few weeks or even months after getting dumped. Noun.

That crazy chick tried to do an Angry Beaver on me after I dumped her on Christmas!

by I'm gonna get you! January 3, 2011