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guns n roses

the most overrated rock band EVER.

They took a drug addict lead singer and sung about love and won over the heart of millions of retards. A true rock band? i think NOT

shit... along with Nirvana
Guns N Roses arent fit to lick ass!
by DiamondSerpant March 31, 2007
mugGet the guns n rosesmug.

jack black

1. The sexiest fat dude on the planet.
2. The better half of the amazing band Tenacious D.
3. The only celeb who has ever suited both singing and acting perfectly.
by DiamondSerpant April 6, 2007
mugGet the jack blackmug.

ass

loved by gay men everywhere.

everyone who likes to give it up the ass is destined to be gay.
"i want to give it to my girlfriend up the ass"

"dude. your destined to be gay"

"dude. i said GIRLfriend"

"yeah. ok"
by DiamondSerpant March 31, 2007
mugGet the assmug.

cucumber sandwich

1. The poshest food you could ever eat. Especially if eaten with mayonniaise and a cup of tea, and followed by a scone with jam and cream.

Usually enjoyed by people living in London, especially near Windsor.

2. An insulting name for a posh person

3. For a man to cum on another mans ass them rub their ass cheeks againt theirs thus spreading the cum up and between both pairs of cheeks.
1. "oooh Godphrey! I think i'll enjoy a nice cucumber sandwich and a small cup of Earl Grey with lemon! Tish Tosh."

2. "You can't eat ice-cream with a fork!!!... U fucking cucumber sandwich!"

3. "Me and my gay lover were going through a sexual rut, so we decided to try a cucumber sandwich"
by DiamondSerpant March 30, 2007
mugGet the cucumber sandwichmug.

ass beaver

A very hair ass. A ass that is so hairy it looks like a beaver. Loved by some gay men, but others prefer a nice bald tavern for thier fancies.

Sometimes used as an insult to someone who is hairy of just a twat in general...
"Duuuuuude! I fancy sticking my cock in ure sweaty ass beaver tonight!!"

"Lee! U big, sweaty, farting ass beaver!"
by DiamondSerpant March 20, 2007
mugGet the ass beavermug.

special headed

a way to descibe someone who is 'special' in the head.
"lets just say Lee is a bit special headed"
by DiamondSerpant March 31, 2007
mugGet the special headedmug.

nirvana

along with guns n roses the most overrated rock band EVER.

gaylords
hello, hello, hello, hello, hello

nirvana were genious's

yeah...
by DiamondSerpant March 31, 2007
mugGet the nirvanamug.

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