cucumber sandwich

1. The poshest food you could ever eat. Especially if eaten with mayonniaise and a cup of tea, and followed by a scone with jam and cream.

Usually enjoyed by people living in London, especially near Windsor.

2. An insulting name for a posh person

3. For a man to cum on another mans ass them rub their ass cheeks againt theirs thus spreading the cum up and between both pairs of cheeks.
1. "oooh Godphrey! I think i'll enjoy a nice cucumber sandwich and a small cup of Earl Grey with lemon! Tish Tosh."

2. "You can't eat ice-cream with a fork!!!... U fucking cucumber sandwich!"

3. "Me and my gay lover were going through a sexual rut, so we decided to try a cucumber sandwich"
by DiamondSerpant March 30, 2007
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special headed

a way to descibe someone who is 'special' in the head.
"lets just say Lee is a bit special headed"
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effin

how polite, or posh people, say fucking

not usually in the sexual sense...
you effin oaf!

fetch me my effin cake you spaztard!
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ass

loved by gay men everywhere.

everyone who likes to give it up the ass is destined to be gay.
"i want to give it to my girlfriend up the ass"

"dude. your destined to be gay"

"dude. i said GIRLfriend"

"yeah. ok"
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guns n roses

the most overrated rock band EVER.

They took a drug addict lead singer and sung about love and won over the heart of millions of retards. A true rock band? i think NOT

shit... along with Nirvana
Guns N Roses arent fit to lick ass!
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tish tosh

A phrase used by posh people that is used by them to mean anything. Usually hurry up or good-bye.
"Come on Godphrey! Get a move on with them cucumber sandwiches! Tish tosh!"
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jack black

1. The sexiest fat dude on the planet.
2. The better half of the amazing band Tenacious D.
3. The only celeb who has ever suited both singing and acting perfectly.
by DiamondSerpant April 06, 2007
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