Definitions by DiamondSerpant

jack black 

1. The sexiest fat dude on the planet.
2. The better half of the amazing band Tenacious D.
3. The only celeb who has ever suited both singing and acting perfectly.

Jack Black... legend!!1

jack black by DiamondSerpant April 6, 2007

ass 

loved by gay men everywhere.

everyone who likes to give it up the ass is destined to be gay.

"i want to give it to my girlfriend up the ass"

"dude. your destined to be gay"

"dude. i said GIRLfriend"

"yeah. ok"

ass by DiamondSerpant March 31, 2007

effin 

how polite, or posh people, say fucking

not usually in the sexual sense...

you effin oaf!

fetch me my effin cake you spaztard!

effin by DiamondSerpant March 31, 2007

special headed 

a way to descibe someone who is 'special' in the head.

"lets just say Lee is a bit special headed"

special headed by DiamondSerpant March 31, 2007

guns n roses 

the most overrated rock band EVER.

They took a drug addict lead singer and sung about love and won over the heart of millions of retards. A true rock band? i think NOT

shit... along with Nirvana

Guns N Roses arent fit to lick ass!

guns n roses by DiamondSerpant March 31, 2007

nirvana 

along with guns n roses the most overrated rock band EVER.

gaylords

hello, hello, hello, hello, hello

nirvana were genious's

yeah...

nirvana by DiamondSerpant March 31, 2007

cucumber sandwich 

1. The poshest food you could ever eat. Especially if eaten with mayonniaise and a cup of tea, and followed by a scone with jam and cream.

Usually enjoyed by people living in London, especially near Windsor.

2. An insulting name for a posh person

3. For a man to cum on another mans ass them rub their ass cheeks againt theirs thus spreading the cum up and between both pairs of cheeks.

1. "oooh Godphrey! I think i'll enjoy a nice cucumber sandwich and a small cup of Earl Grey with lemon! Tish Tosh."

2. "You can't eat ice-cream with a fork!!!... U fucking cucumber sandwich!"

3. "Me and my gay lover were going through a sexual rut, so we decided to try a cucumber sandwich"

cucumber sandwich by DiamondSerpant March 30, 2007