bear clit

a very large and very hairy vagina, usually found on very big girls that are ugly as sin

damn bitch you are huge! i bet you have a bear clit.

by phenompyrus April 20, 2004

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Mississippi Bear Claw

A sexual term used when your love making partner grabs your testicles from behind and yanks them backwards until there stuck in your ass crack.

Billy was talking to his girlfriend Jenny during sex one night, he said to her "Forget the Dirty Sanchez baby, give me the Mississippi Bear Claw!"

by Ryan Tetlow September 23, 2006

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pookie bear

a cutesy name given to a man.

Travis Lee Metzger is my pookie bear.

by Sarah Quackenbush November 18, 2007

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When one's sports team makes it to the playoffs. Team members stop shaving their facial hair thus growing a 'playoff beard.' As long as that team is in the playoffs, the beard stays. When the team loses and gets removed from the playoffs, or ends up winning the championship; then, the beard can be shaved.

"Hey John, I heard your team lost your semi-finals game yesterday."

"Yeah we did, it's a shame. I gotta' shave the old playoff beard off tonight."

by Andrew Dargel June 1, 2006

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drop bear

Australian tree-dwelling marsupial, found mostly in bushland areas, but also known to live in inner-city parks.
The drop bear is characterised by it's unusual defense mechanism - when the male senses danger, the drop bear glides or 'drops' down from it's perch and uses it's powerful hind spur to barb the enemy's eyes.

A drop bear landed on our tent while we were camping.

by jungle-scrapbook June 22, 2005

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