Beast of Redmond

One of many nicknames for Microsoft, though it can also be applied to the corporation's ethically challenged founder, Bill Gates.

Like George W. Bush, the Beast of Redmond will probably fail in its bid for world domination, if Vista is any clue.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

tame the beast

for men: to trim one's facial hair; not necessarily to shave it, but keep it under control

for women: to clean up and shave one's pubic hair, perhaps into a landing strip or something cool like that.

My beard is a mess, I need to set aside a few minutes in order to tame the beast.

by kanapanapan December 11, 2010

Beasties

Lesbians who are best friends and have no plans to have sex with each other or date.

John: You two should date
Les#1: Ew no. Why?
John: You two are perfect for each other and you're both lesbians
Les#2: We're beasties dude. That's gross.

by PsychImNotHer February 13, 2009

The Beast

The satanic super computer of Brussels holding and tracking information on everyone in Europe... Possibly even the world.

The Beast is watching.

by woofy November 7, 2003

to make the beast with two backs

Kind of joke. When twoo people are having sex, it looks like a beast with two backs

Just to make the beast with two backs.

by ammar90 September 10, 2010

BEAST

English slang word for someone or something that is overly cool and rocks.

"That song was beast man!"

by A_n_o_n_o_m_o_u_s May 13, 2005

Beast From The East

A young girl that you had the misfortune of meeting and dating which resulted in a child being conceived. Usually resides in the NY/NJ area. This person was at one point tolerable to the human eye, but has since become a hot damn mess somewhat resembling a beast. You can usually find such a mess lurking around in your local dive bars preying on pathetic drunks for attention and sexual favors. These creatures have a very peculiar tendency to mount anything that breathes to suffice their astrological "so called" high sex drive. They are quite nauseating at first glance, even after consuming large quantities of alcohol. Tends to be taller than average, wide set body framed, and have very large and stinky sasquatch feet. Usually has a chin like Jay Leno, an insanely huge forehead and a gap between the two front teeth that is the size of a football field.

I pray to God that I never meet a Beast From The East!

by FingerLickinGood! December 23, 2009