beasties 

A scottish word for insects, creepy crawlies

"I do like camping but there are just too many beasties for me to fully enjoy myself".

beasties by winstonmaiow December 17, 2006

Beasties 

Lesbians who are best friends and have no plans to have sex with each other or date.

John: You two should date
Les#1: Ew no. Why?
John: You two are perfect for each other and you're both lesbians
Les#2: We're beasties dude. That's gross.

Beasties by PsychImNotHer February 13, 2009

beasties 

When you laugh, and you can't do anything.

"Oh man, I got the beasties and peed myself because my dick muscles couldn't keep in my urine, it WAS that funny!"

beasties by ted bedell January 3, 2004

beasties 

Milwaukee's Best Ice beer. The cheapest beer you can get. Usually 12-13 dollars a 30 pack.

beasties is the best way to get drunk for cheap.

beasties by fire_is_cool June 29, 2008

beasties 

Animal equivalent of best friends (a.k.a. - "Besties"), in common millennial parlance.

The two fur babies weren't exactly fast friends, but now their inseparable beasties.

beasties by TheEnon October 6, 2016

No Beasties

said to reinsure someone to make them believe you are not into beastiality; used when saying something that can appear to be a statement of beastiality

man: "What breed is it?"
pet owner: "Its a labrodor rechever"
man: "That is a cute dog, no beasties though."

No Beasties by Ashtrey001 March 15, 2010

wee beasties 

A small aquatic insect that lives in fresh wagteeeer ponds, brackish water, and swimming pools. They have 2 arms which work as oars to hlp propel the wee beastie forward. There real name is "water boatmen" or "backswimmers". They are so neat!

Dude, I caught hella sexy wee beasties.

wee beasties by Rosta Hellxa September 30, 2006