Laid on the cat's beanbag

The process of causing your eye to react in such away to pussy that it looks like a sideways vagina.

Shaun "laid on the cat's beanbag" and ended up with a picture on his phone that looked like a sideways vagina.

by MrPhilipsLikesGrease December 23, 2011

Bean Burrito

It's a type of Mexican food, made of tortillas, beans, rice, and maybe meat. (If you want meat in it.) Tends to make people gassy.

Ana went to Taco Bell and ordered a bean burrito.

by Okapi_427 May 27, 2015

Bean

B is the second letter in the alphabet.B is my favorite letter because it can.The letter B makes a funny sound which is one of the reasons I like the letter.The letter can be used to make the word Bean which is one of my favorite words.Bean is a god that is based of the Christian religion but instead of a God it’s an almighty Bean that has the ability to do anything he wants to do and is always correct.If you disrespect Bean you can be punished by a council that will decide ur fate.The Jesus as you can say is a 12 year old boy named Emmanuel which his name ironically means god is with us.The Jesus is an asian that will eat your dog for breakfast.If you search up B on google the first thing you will see is Cardi B an American rapper that is very famous for their music.Many people hate Cardi B and is an internet meme now I find it kinda funny.Bitch is also a word that can be spelled with the letter B bitch can be used as an insult or can also be used to describe a dog that’s is a female.The word is mostly used in arguments.B is just a cool letter in general.For example when your in a conversation and they say something you can reply with B like a mixture of ok or hello.B can be used in many ways like hi or hey.When you don’t care about something someone just said to you,you can reply with B.In conclusion B is cool.B.

Bean is my lord and savior

by 69SaladAss420 November 24, 2019

bean jar sex

one way to keep track of love making.

When we have sex my girl puts one bean into a jar. The jar is called bean jar sex.
( most jars = 1,000 beans ) It takes about 3 ker jars to make one baby!!!

by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 25, 2007

Banfield

To achieve a result with complete inability to produce something of quality.

"Oh man, you completely Banfielded that one up."

or

"I really don't care. I'm going to Banfield the whole project."

by scabies_boy February 23, 2010

bean-basher-willy-tacker

meaning you have a small penis

you are never gonna get laid with that bean-basher-willy-tacker

by God_45 March 21, 2004

beakfast

BEAKFAST- the right way to say breakfast. When you say "beakfast" make sure you spit.

"He needs some beakfast!"
"Ba, Ba, Beakfast have you anymore"
"My beakfast brings all the boys to the yard...."

by Adeline27 May 16, 2017