Austin

A dumb teen boy, who eats sicks and rocks and mud. Most likely doesn't care about the government, really needs a hug. Often feels stupid, ugly, but pretends it doesn't bother him. He's not very smart, but he'll fuck you up if you're mean to bugs.

Yo, Austin is sooo similar to that cavetown song. LIke, he's the exact desc.

by JeauxMama September 18, 2020

austin bergen

Undefinable, oddly sexual, unforgettable deeply confused, biggest simp imaginable and in the closet.

Did you hear about Austin Bergen today.

by Lukebrown912 September 23, 2020

Austin

He is a cheerful, emotional guy. He may not be the most popular, but he's the best, he expresses his emotions when he has them, and teases the girls he likes, but once he figures out that she likes him back, he goes nice. He is not a ladies man, he chooses one girl for a while, but if she doesn't like him back, it's hard for him to move on. He's the one that you'll want as your guy.

Girl 1: "Is she with- him? Hahahahaha!"
Girl 2: "dude, she's with Austin, and you see how he treats her, I'd want him as my man!"

by Advise for g'alls September 24, 2020

Austin

Dude, the best guy you could ever ask for, he handsome, smart, usually blonde, and truthful. He will tease the girls he likes, but when the girl likes him back, he's a romantic, he's the best you you could ever ask for! He'll probably be young, but he is the guy you'll want and regret not liking him.

Girl: "Austin treats that girl like and angel, I need someone like him!"

by Advise for g'alls September 24, 2020

Austin

A gay bitch who doesn't know he's gay because he only sucks dick in his sleep.

Chad 1: "Bro, since when was Austin gay?"
Chad 2: "Nah, he's got that sleep sucking disease."

by Dr. Koholic, Al October 27, 2020

Austin The Oyster

Austin is extremely gay and breathes gayness. Austins are usually creepy, are obsessive, and follow people around. They have brown hair, wear glasses, and sometimes have a mohawk. IDK really know.

"Didja see Austin the oyster earlier?"
"Heh Austin the oyster is TOTALLY Gay"

by johnny longstockings November 2, 2020

Austin

Got something for ya . . .
Music by KB "Lil Boi"

-H$wartd St$rn

Austin: Don't you go pullin' a H$wartd St$rn on me. . . Biatch!
H$wartd: Nah, man. THAT ain't ever happenin' again, but yo, don't go playin' me like a fool.
Austin: Shut-up clown. I play by own rules. Besides, you had it comin' to you.

by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 November 3, 2020