Using an Umbrella

1) A smart thing to do.

2) Something people with common sense do when there is water falling out of the sky.

1) "Wow how did you think of doing something so smart?"
"I don't know; all I'm doing is using an umbrella."

2) Me: "Look there's water falling out of the sky."
People with common sense: *pulls out and opens umbrellas*
People w/o common sense: *don't use umbrellas, get pneumonia, and DIE*

by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009

do an Old Yeller

To kill a domestic animal for any reason (exposure to rabies, untreatable illness, boredom, etc.)

It pained the family to see the veterinarian do an Old Yeller on their twelve-year-old Labrador, but they knew that its time had come.

by Radicality February 9, 2010

pulling an ambrose

When someone makes up an an excuse to not come to school. There are rare forms of this when a person does not show up to school for 2-3 days in one week.

Wow dude, chris hasnt showed up for school the past three days. He is probably pulling an ambrose.

by sovietassasin April 29, 2010

Pulling an Amy

A girl who only puts the front of her dress or skirt down. This leaves her backside exposed and her panties showing. Assuming, of course, she is wearing panties.

So last night at the gym on the way to her car, Maggie was pulling an Amy. All the guys were laughing at her and she didn't know why.

by FunnyTexas December 8, 2010

Pulling an EW

To overreact in an abnormal way to a situation that literally isn't a big deal at all.

Wow dude! Why did texted a girl I don't even know on my phone? WOW DUDE WTF

Eric! Stop pulling an EW!

by chingchingmingming April 23, 2011

Pull an O'leary

Spitefully shitting in a foe or adversary's closet atop of their personal belongings.

That kid is a reeeeaaaall piece of shit, I'm about to pull an O'leary.

by RealPieceOfShit October 21, 2016

Bagged an Elephant

Discovering, mid-sexual encounter with a seemingly hot babe you picked up, that she's got a little more (sausage) tweenst the legs than you bargained for. However , you are past the point of no return and finish the job and nut purely for your own prurient interest.

Rogers itenerary to Thailand did not list "sex with a lady boy" however after a stop at the right bar at the wrong time, he bagged an elephant.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2017