wow alert: the expression used when either you see a really hot person or have an EXTREME outburst to where you must say "wow alert"
*hot guy walks by* Jenny: WOW ALERT! I'm gonna get some of that.
*girl is crying in class* Lily: Whats wrong? Kristina: I got a F on my test! Lily: wow alert.
*girl is crying in class* Lily: Whats wrong? Kristina: I got a F on my test! Lily: wow alert.
by rroarxcoree May 25, 2006
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Alert Bay is a beautiful community, full of crazy people.
The people in Alert Bay sure know how to party hard and make a scene. The children of the community are often found in the ghetto or "whelalau" stealing eachothers tricycles or bikes, throwing mud at cars or houses. these children are often found in packs or tribes and an adult is usually never in site.
the teenagers of the community have a repuation for acting 'gangster' or 'thug'. Though not all of the teenagers are like this there is a large portion... and ffs they should stop. If they want to act like animals go to P'hardy.
the adults have respectable jobs... HA. theyre selling dope, complaining about the race that took over their portion of north america 100 years ago, and getting drunk at the bayside.
No you will not get shot in alert bay, but getting stabbed may be on to the agenda. Just avoid the Bayside... and anyone that has fake names like "ransome", "da boss", "babyshawtyprincess" and other weird gangster /hooker names....
regardless... Alert Bay is still way the better than any other island you've been to. and makes P-hardy look like a Cokehoe
Alert Bay is a beautiful community, full of crazy people.
The people in Alert Bay sure know how to party hard and make a scene. The children of the community are often found in the ghetto or "whelalau" stealing eachothers tricycles or bikes, throwing mud at cars or houses. these children are often found in packs or tribes and an adult is usually never in site.
the teenagers of the community have a repuation for acting 'gangster' or 'thug'. Though not all of the teenagers are like this there is a large portion... and ffs they should stop. If they want to act like animals go to P'hardy.
the adults have respectable jobs... HA. theyre selling dope, complaining about the race that took over their portion of north america 100 years ago, and getting drunk at the bayside.
No you will not get shot in alert bay, but getting stabbed may be on to the agenda. Just avoid the Bayside... and anyone that has fake names like "ransome", "da boss", "babyshawtyprincess" and other weird gangster /hooker names....
regardless... Alert Bay is still way the better than any other island you've been to. and makes P-hardy look like a Cokehoe
"Dude, let's go over to Alert Bay this weekend" - Jason
"Idk man, I dont wanna get jumped" - Tommy
"you wont get jumped, this aint p-hardy we're talking about"- Jason
"okay. but let's stay away from the whelalau"-tommy
"Idk man, I dont wanna get jumped" - Tommy
"you wont get jumped, this aint p-hardy we're talking about"- Jason
"okay. but let's stay away from the whelalau"-tommy
by i3atbabi3z October 23, 2011
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1) an exclamation to express total surprise/shock/pleasure/horror/horror/dismay at or draw attention to the state of something (used in the same context like wow or fuck).
2) a superlative adjective to add legitimacy/weight to the description of something (used in the same context as legit)
2) a superlative adjective to add legitimacy/weight to the description of something (used in the same context as legit)
1) "Alert, those ribs were dope!"; "Alert, that bitch was rude!"
2) "Her party was alert off the chain"; "I alert can't see straight right now"
2) "Her party was alert off the chain"; "I alert can't see straight right now"
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I love Styx "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the law"
It's actually "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law"
I love Styx "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the law"
It's actually "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law"
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Get the Albertisms mug.A very hyper and exciting person. People with this name are also very kind hearted. This name means "bright and noble" but depending on it's origin, it also means "wanderer".
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