amazon

1. a bigass woman
2. a lesbian

1. Bea Arthur? Yeah, she was an amazon!
2. ...Bea Arthur? Yeah, she was an amazon! Or so i thought...

by tomskerritt April 23, 2003

Aaron Prejean

The best boyfriend ever. Amazing thoughtfull loves LSU allways a good time loves to make jokes that arent funny green eyes and blond hair super buff loves football you cant ever get enough of him

My boyfriend is the best!
Well he's not an Aaron Prejean, but he's close
Yeah well you cant find many aarons!

by Thebestgirlfriendever<3 September 29, 2011

aaroning

Ignoring text messages and allowing them to show up as read first.

Aaroning:
Ashley: Hey
Ashley: what's up

*Read at 3:45*

by magicat September 29, 2013

aaronized

To unwillfully destroy by use of excessive force.

My pliers were aaronized by my buddy when he used them trying to fix his car.

by Dogmatic422 August 23, 2014

aaron markham

he is a 6Ft4 Beach god among men. his penis shines like a Sword fresh from the forge. Red and leaky.

Aaron markham is a fucking god

by Omairlovescock July 2, 2016

Aaronism

Aaronism is the most holy of all religions. If thou practices any other form of religion, thou ist doing it wrong. In order to worship Aaron, one must believe in the sexy, amazing, and godly powers of the most gorgeous beast of a man(god) that is Aaron. One must get down and pray every day to Aaron. Sacrifice is always welcome and, in fact, recommended. Gifts of 1% milk and sharp cheddar cheese are the propr custom if one wishes to build a shrine. Conversion to Aaronism requires one to pay a fee of $1000000. You'd better believe it's worth it!

Worshiper 1: "Oh no! I forgot to pray yesterday for the righteous powers of Aaronism!!!"

Worshiper 2: "For shame!! 1000 lashes for you, FOOL!!"

by ShelbyTurtlez June 5, 2016

aaron ryan

A person who is a potato who likes to eat doritos and Mountain Dew . They are dank and a true meme . Also he is the type of person who makes crappy jokes that sound good but are actually horrrible

That Aaron Ryan is a true meme , yeah but he makes horrible jokes

by AnUnknownFrog December 12, 2017