1. A witty and infectious saying, quote, mannerism as mastered by Aaron. Originally used to describe the mannerisms and colloquial language of Aaron the brother of moses. Also sometimes called Aaron the Levite (אהרֹן הלוי) (Exodus 6:16-20)2 who represented the priestly functions of his tribe, becoming the first High Priest of the Israelites. In modern history the term is more readily used to describe the poorly imitated mannerisms, language, and humor of Aaron of Surry.
by CaptainAwersome November 7, 2009
Aaronism is the most holy of all religions. If thou practices any other form of religion, thou ist doing it wrong. In order to worship Aaron, one must believe in the sexy, amazing, and godly powers of the most gorgeous beast of a man(god) that is Aaron. One must get down and pray every day to Aaron. Sacrifice is always welcome and, in fact, recommended. Gifts of 1% milk and sharp cheddar cheese are the propr custom if one wishes to build a shrine. Conversion to Aaronism requires one to pay a fee of $1000000. You'd better believe it's worth it!
Worshiper 1: "Oh no! I forgot to pray yesterday for the righteous powers of Aaronism!!!"
Worshiper 2: "For shame!! 1000 lashes for you, FOOL!!"
Worshiper 2: "For shame!! 1000 lashes for you, FOOL!!"
by ShelbyTurtlez April 19, 2016
Aaron is a sweet, loving, caring guy who will never let you down. Being near him will give you butterflies and make you ungodly happy. Aaron's are usually handsome, but never really know it until you tell them. They are very modest. Aaron's are extremely smart, caring, and selfless. They will do anything for you.
"Ugh. Blake was being a jerk last night. I wish he was like Aaron."
"Yeah, Aaron never does that to me."
"Yeah, Aaron never does that to me."
by kyconner February 18, 2016
by Precummer January 30, 2020
Aaron's are usually extremely powerful, with knowledge on every subject there is. He has telekinesis and mind control powers, with the ability to destroy your jokes at will. Very good at videogames and can defeat anyone he wants.
by Skelyboss March 19, 2021
A man with the biggest penis your vagina has ever engulfed. An Aaron is the greatest of the great. Probably has a dog, or better yet, two dogs (no cats for this guy.) Even his shits are all mighty! It takes a great woman to tame an Aaron, and when she has, he is hers for all of eternity. Aaron is loyal, trust worthy and has a jaw of steel. Everyone wants to be his friend, but unless you are genuine, step aside.
by Sfunk44 August 6, 2017
Class please line up at the door for recess alphabetically by first name. Oh hi Aaron, it's you again!
by Fastbackjon November 1, 2015