Jerry Withdrawal

He leaves you speechless. He's so good it's almost addictive, he's like a drug. You're pretty sure it's not good for you but it feels so good. You couldn't quit him even if you wanted to. You need him, you want him, you crave him, it's a burning desire and you don't care what the consequences are. And when you don't have him, when the moments of ecstasy slip away, when you can't hear his voice, feel his touch, his slow tracing of your lips, his warm breath on your ear as he whispers sweet nothings, his gentle kisses down your neck, his supposedly loving gaze, that sexy look he gets when he feels powerful or when he's winning, it's overwhelming. It's like a bad hangover. You gladly take the headache because the night before will be forever worth it. His love gets you high and you're addicted. You want him all the time, it's almost torture. When he's out of reach, that's when the Jerry Withdrawal kicks in ;)

Bitch 1: Sooo you haven't seen him in a while huh? How you doin?
Bitch 2: Nope, I think i'm having Jerry Withdrawal.
Bitch 1: Fuck that, he's an asshole you deserve better.
Bitch 2: Being with him is like a little slice of heaven drizzled with hell but even the bad is good.

If you ever get a Jerry.......good luck bitch. X

by xomadnessxo May 11, 2013

Vacation Withdrawal Symptoms (VWS)

Immediately following a vacation, a person may experience agitation, desire to apply sunscreen even when it is not needed, walking around the house in a bikini or swim trunks and giant sunglases or possibly, sleeping in past lunchtime everyday.

Dr. Bergermeister : Sorry, Steve, Vacation Withdrawal Symptoms (VWS) are untreatable and will last for a couple weeks.

Steve: Aww, darn

Dr.Bergermeister: In the meantime, you should take off the sunglasses. I can't take you seriously with Women's Pradas on

by berpmerp August 11, 2013

Banter with Chums

When you have a Joke with a close friend

Steve organised a day out to have banter with his chums
Noah wanted to have banter with chums
Charles enjoyed having banter with his chum, Zachary
Joe and Jon were chums and enjoyed having banter

by kingjon123 November 11, 2013

Friends with Benjamins.

Another term for a prostitute.

I've been with her 3 times in the last month. I'd say we're are good friends with Benjamins.

by Deadiac January 22, 2015

Dinner with Lisa

When you go out for food, a movie or whatever and you leave your phone and all electronic devices at home.

"Hey, my girlfriend and I had a Dinner with Lisa on Saturday. We talked for hours."

by Aesculus May 26, 2016

Monkey with

Mess around with something or fix it

Hey Jon lets monkey with your car today

by t-dawg11 May 12, 2016

TATINOF Withdrawal

TATINOF Withdrawal is the term used to describe anyone going through an emotional roller coaster after attending TATINOF Symptoms of TATINOF Withdrawal may include but not limited to: Ugly Sobbing, Eating Black Sharpies, Cat Whisker Fetishes, Existential Crisis', Abrupt plans of moving to the UK, A case of the Pheels, Investing in Unconventional Zips, Investing in everything...and i mean everything with the Union Jack flag on it, Eating Lions & Llamas and/or computers.

Winston: Hey, Brado, why is Susan eating sharpies?
Brado: Shes just going through TATINOF Withdrawal.

by Philosaurs May 18, 2016