Beached whale

Also known as Desi. A large goober-headed she/male with a body that resembles a trash bag filled with mango pulp. It's face is the spitting image of a bulldog, and like a bulldog, desi will hump anything with, or without, a pulse. Smells like a sun-dried tuna fish, and close sources say it is so womped it looks like a Picasso down there. Stay away from the desi. It might sit on you, or eat you. It's unpredictable.

This beached whale is just another reminder that accidents DO happen and some people should put a condom on it.

by TheObsure February 18, 2015

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P90 of the Whale

The most powerful weapon in the Stargate World's game.

My P90 of the Whale easily mows through any target.

by Cyborg509 March 3, 2008

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Blue whale

A sex pose in which, you stab your eract penis into your female's nostril, keeping it there untill her face turns blue, then you pull it out and watch the flow of liquid from the nostril, just like a whale.

blue whale :

I 'blue-whaled' your mother last night. and she enjoyed it.

by a Marine biologist January 11, 2012

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sand whale

A large person who seems to go to the beach more often then necessary.

Wow, look at that Sand Whale over there, I hop I don't become it's din din plawks.

by i own plx April 11, 2008

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Ancient red belly fire spewing corka whale

A rare mythological feeling you get the day after consuming spagetti made with dave's insanity hot sauce while drinking rediculous amounts of bacardi.

Friend 1"Man how do feel after that crazy night yesterday? That spagetti was good wasn't it!" Friend 2"Well to put it bluntly I feel like the Ancient red belly fire spewing corka whale!!!

by fire spewer January 27, 2010

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