Wack Job

to masturbate, or give pleasure to one's self. Mostly used to describe male masturbation (jack off) but can still be used for female pleasuring.

'Dude why is Riley taking so long?' 'he's giving himself a wack job'

by smartblondeawsomeperson;) February 2, 2010

Wack

the wireless Stephen uses

me: hey steve wussup
stephen: hi im aight u
stephen signed off at 3:30 pm
stephen signed on at 3:31 pm
stephen signed off at 3:32 pm
stephen signed on at 3:33 pm
stephen signed off at 3:34 pm
stephen signed on at 3:35 pm
me: ur wireless is WACK
stephen signed off at 3:36pm

by lmao im not slackin June 2, 2008

Wack

See weed aka pot.

Yo man, git me so dat wack.

by Grizzle February 20, 2005

whacky tobacky

Slang used by jr. high kids to describe cigarettes. Can also be a variant of whacky tobaccy.

He was smoking some whacky tobacky behind the building.

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

wack-job

A really bad blow-job.

I got my girlfriend to go down on me, but I think she didn't know what she was doing because she gave me a wack-job!

by mandythewombat April 26, 2015

Whacky Woodbines

An alternative of whacky 'baccy embracing the name of a once-popular brand of English cigarettes (and which so much better than yanky-wanky ones)

TEACHER: Which one of you little sods has been smoking whacky Woodbines? Giv's one, you little bastard.

by Dane Edwards July 3, 2003

whacko basket

Mental institution

Bob's wife had a nervous breakdown and he had to put her in the whacko basket.

by thespacepope January 20, 2015