Whacker

A person in the crown Victoria community that adds lights and sirens and has no use for them. Whackers also complain about people ‘hating’ their “build” . Whackers May also use their equipment to deliver pizza and impress 13 year olds at a middle school . Whackers often spend more on lights and sirens then brushing there teeth and buy basic life necessities. Whackers are often Police Academy rejects and lie on social media about assistaning stranded motorist.

Marcos pizza manager :Hey Michael, can you deliver this pizza ?

Micheal: yeah ! I’ll go code 3 and start getting my mudflaps ready for Brenden !

Marcos pizza manger: can you just get mental help and stop being a whacker ?

by Whacker hunter June 3, 2019

google whacking

the act of trying to find a googlewhack.

lets go googlewhacking tonight.

by bigposerhead February 8, 2005

goose whacker

a person who goes around and slaps people with his dick

That asshole over there is a goose whacker!

by wackingoff333333 April 16, 2010

Weed Whacking

To blaze then fap.

Just smoked, figured I might as well be Weed Whacking right now because my girlfriend has to work late.

by GoBackToForward July 9, 2015

Bag Whacker

A male who frequently masturbates

Can be used as an offensive term -

"George Bush is a Bag Whacker"

"That bloke's a bag whacker"

"He can't get a girl so he just whacks his bag all day long"

by david81 July 22, 2008

beaver wack

A game played when you see a car with wood paneling, and you hit the person nearest you and say "beaver wack!".

Car with wood paneling drives by... "Beaver wack!" *wack*

by RobbynTyle October 31, 2007

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble

Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"

by Le random Persona October 13, 2021