Definitions by david81

Bag Whacker 

A male who frequently masturbates

Can be used as an offensive term -

"George Bush is a Bag Whacker"

"That bloke's a bag whacker"

"He can't get a girl so he just whacks his bag all day long"

Bag Whacker by david81 July 22, 2008

Member Trembler 

A male who maturbates

"I'm a member trembler cause i can't get a girl"

Member Trembler by david81 July 22, 2008

Bacon Double Cheeseburger 

One of the best post drinking session treats

Made by the good people at Burger King™

Basically a double burger with bacon strips and it is'nt ruined by putting on too many vegetables and mayo like a Big Mac™

Do you want another drink?
No, lets go to Burger King™ cause i really fancy a Bacon Double Cheeseburger

Bacon Double Cheeseburger by David81 April 2, 2006

Craicanory 

Derives from the following common Irish greetings

1, Whats the story?
2, Whats the craic?

It also comes from the Cockney rhyming slang -
Jackanory = story

So asking "Whats the craicanory" you're basically asking "whats up?" or "any news?"

All right boss whats the Craicanory?

Craicanory by David81 March 27, 2006