wet basement

Wet moldy basements can destroy your home.

I let my wet basement go and my house will never be the same.

by Paul Thornton November 3, 2007

wet hole

Girlfriend, or your current Slag...(see slag defintion).

Hi mom, meet my wet hole lindey stanley.

by Buddy Mckinney January 7, 2008

Wet Wednesday

A reference to the heavy drinking that occurs on a Wednesday night. Students who have classes on Friday and therefore must forgoe Thirsty Thursday rely on Wet Wednesday for drinking needs. Also used to cure any hangover left over from Tipsy Tuesday.

Kaiser: "Fuck I'm so hungover from drinking so much on Tuesday, and I cannot drink on Thursday because I have an exam on being a suckup to society"
Floormate: "Don't worry Kaiser, today is Wet Wednesday. You can both cure your hangover and study on how to be a tool to the Man. Enjoy the remaining years of proper liver functionality."

by KaiserKaj January 7, 2009

wet pussy

A punished cat

Guy: Man! Look at your wet pussy!
Girl: Excuse me!
Guy:Your wet pussy over there, you know, your cat.
Girl:Okay?

by Burger Menus September 21, 2014

wet nurse

To take extra special care of someone sick or injured and also drunk. Even though the name sounds suggestive is not something inherently sexual.

I got tore up from the floor up on Fundador and Rose wet nursed me all through the night.

by Ryo Ohki May 31, 2005

wet finger

After the insertion of ones digit in a womans vagina. British word used in the Midlands of England.

Hey Harold - did ye get a wet finger last night?

by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007

wet-nap

A supposedly comfortable maneuver in which one lays down in a bathtub with a pillow and comforter and turns on a warm shower, proceeding to sleep like a baby in a womb.

"We're terribly sorry, ma'am, but your son was found drowned in his bathtub yesterday, wrapped in sheets. His friends say he was attempting a wet-nap."

by ham-wombat January 25, 2009