Mongolian War Hammers

Female breasts that are so large they resemble the deadly war hammers utilized during medieval times to smash through an adversaries protective armor...In the same fashion, a female sexual partner welding such deadly weapons could inflict maximum damage to her partner in an intimate setting...To quality as Mongolian war hammers, the said female would require at least a double D cup size to flog her sexual partner into an ignorant bliss!

While lessor men would head for the hills in terror, Jackie unleashed her Mongolian war hammers on me last night to my filthy delight! I think this one's a keeper!

by Mr. Charlie007 March 8, 2017

Chat War

when twitch chat argue about which land of mass they spawned on OMEGALUL retards

Retard 1: EU LOST TO RATS OMEGALUL
Retard 2: NA LOST TO FOOD OMEGALUL
Normal chatter: Chat War WeirdChamp

by xqcL August 4, 2019

Comment War

A war that started when assholes have different opinions, usually happens on chatting apps (Discord, Whatsapp), Instagram, or Youtube video comments

Asshole 1: "Java better, bedrock gay"
Someone: "Fuck you!"
Asshole 2: "No, fuck you! he is right!"
Some dude: "Minecraft is Minecraft!"
Asshole 1: "No Java is superior!"
Some dude: "you have started a comment war!"

by Blaze, Agent Blaze . . . August 10, 2020

Dirty War Helmet

A polite way to reference having a case of shit dick after having anal sex with an unprepared partner.

My wife wanted to blow me as soon as I walked in the house but I had a dirty war helmet after having a nooner with my coworker so I ran straight to the shower.

A bad case of smegma only added to the allure of my dirty war helmet.

Never go ass to mouth with a dirty war helmet.

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

World War 84

A major global conflict resulting in the deaths of roughly 12,000,000,000 civilians and soldiers, mainly focused in the United States as well as many other English speaking countries. It broke out near early December of 12020, it also resulted in the near collapse of the United States, and was short lived as it suddenly stopped on December 25th.

"Woah, do you remember World War 84?"

by notarealperson111 December 21, 2020

minister of war

To have to consult you partner, Wife, Spouse about something that you know could possibly end up in a argument.

Also referred to as Minister of Finance

Person 1: Hey bro, Wanna come out to the pub tonight .
Person 2: Sure! I just have to check with the Minister of War first.

by MACKCOMM May 30, 2016

The Acu War

The war in which player, Kath declared war on level, Acu by: Neigefeu where Acu did not back down, making Kath die midway through the level over 20 times and towards the end multiple times. The war still continues as Kath nor Acu have given up on each other.

My History Teacher taught me about The Acu War today in class!

by ToxicWasterYT March 6, 2021