Wiggly white wanker

A boy with floppy blonde hair that shows his inner sadness and how he longs to hang it’s often seen over one eye. He cries himself to sleep in secret every night but during the day acts arrogant and above everyone except the ones below him who he sarcastic teases. He also tries his best to like girls but is drawing to boys

That Jonah over there is a wiggly white wanker

by Jonah_creighton February 16, 2022

potato wanker

jye

"hey jye was jerking off to a potato earlier," said brad.
"yeah, he is a potato wanker"

by Jye the sex addict April 06, 2022

Ace Wanker

2 meanings

1) someone who is the top wanker

2) during a game of cards, is pwned by the Ace card

*Jack is trumped by an Ace in Poker*

Crowd: ACE WANKER!!!

by Kaz31 July 06, 2013

Wankering

Being hung by your dick

Oh Ron I've been bad please wankering me by the fan

by Jeff ronin April 04, 2017

Wankering

Being hung by your dick from a fan

Please Jeff wankering me I've been bad

by Jeff ronin April 04, 2017

Wankering

The act of attempting to roast but making yourself look like a wanker. Don’t do it. Please.

They were both wankering in computer science.

by Hidded April 15, 2018

wankering

a group of anti vaxxers or anti maskers.

can also be used for any group that has a collective opinion that is misguided, or in english, simply wrong.

"Look, a wankering of anti-vaxxers!"

by chsgaming July 24, 2021