vaginahead

1: a vain woman, feminist term

She's such a vaginahead, looking at herself in the mirror so much...

by Ms. Land Rover December 20, 2004

Vagina Spit

When a female puts their crotch on a surface (such as a shower bench) and leaves a slimy spit-like substance on the surface that originated from their vagina.

"i just want to make sure that i wont be swapping vagina spit with anyone else."

"No, don't worry. We wipe down the benches after every use."

by HooHahKnower January 10, 2010

vagina facts

a list of all the men that have had sex with a girl

"i almost had sex with her"
"why didn't you"
"have you seen her vagina facts?"

by john's mom's mom March 31, 2010

Vagina Smack

A swift backhand directly to the vagina.

Yo man, last night I was walking down the hallways at school and I vagina smacked some broad!

by Big Lou Watcha Gonna do April 17, 2011

Vagina'd

When a developing storm system just happens to miss the area you're located at, moving very closely around you in both directions.

It's happening again Scott...this damn storm just vagina'd us.

by Jaikob April 28, 2011

Vagina Wolf

The term for a girl with an obscenely hairy vagina giving her wolf like features from the waist down.

As I was ready to put it in, this girls Vagina Wolf startled me. So I hit it, quit it, then moved on with my day.

by Sajaritch September 11, 2011

vagina cringe

The feeling you get when you think about something entering your vagina unwanted. It makes you feel like your vagina is closing in on itself, stopping anything from entering it.

Megan- "imagine having sex with that fat burger boy over there"

Eleanor- "the gave me a serious vagina cringe"

by Theeltweed April 19, 2014