dutch uncle

When you pick up a girl to standing 69, then drop her on her head and leave.

I said lets do something crazy and picked her up upside down. Then she farted in my face so i gave her the ol' dutch uncle.

by Howard_from_law_and_order December 30, 2009

Uncle Buck

an uncle buck, is someone who impersonates the late john candy... usually found to be a 23 yr old, balding, assistant manager from stockport named rob... coincidentally, they all work at gamestop in stockport too.

my god, you look like Uncle Buck

by Lord Jimmington October 1, 2005

Uncle Joe

Farts done when you are peeing at the urinal

Men lined up at urinals at a football game and someone let's a fart rip " Hey Uncle Joe is here!" Machine gun Is that a duck Relief valve

by Poncho55 June 5, 2016

uncle bob

When you shit down someone's throat and duct tape their mouth shut so they can't spit it up/puke it up

I gave my girlfriend a visit from uncle bob

by retarded asian midget named "FRANK" March 27, 2007

Uncle Sam

Where you cum onto a girls face but only on the chin so she has a white beard.

Where cum lands on someones face to where they look like they have a white beard like Uncle Sam.

by MaddhatterCrow August 11, 2016

dutch uncle

a well sanded wooden board with a penis sized hole for masturbatory delight!

I got no play last night, so I went home and used the dutch uncle.

by RZA August 13, 2004

uncle roger

a fictional person who speaks in an exaggerated cantonese accent

uncle roger likes a good cooking weejio

by pseudonym naruto February 18, 2023