Uncle Sam

Where you cum onto a girls face but only on the chin so she has a white beard.
Where cum lands on someones face to where they look like they have a white beard like Uncle Sam.
by MaddhatterCrow March 06, 2016
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Ghetto Jew

A person who only has money long enough to buy drugs or bail someone outta jail.
Man you hear about him? Old boys a Ghetto Jew always havin to blow his money on drugs or bailin his ass outta jail.
by MaddhatterCrow March 26, 2016
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dirty ol'mcweasel

When you jerk off or have someone jerk you off to completion while your taking a shit.
Man this chick last night was nasty, I went to take a shit and she gave me a Dirty Ol'Mcweasel
by MaddhatterCrow March 26, 2016
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