car turd

The sticky frozen sludge that grows six inches of snow, ice, dirt, road salt and debris behind the wheels of your rice burner during the winter months. If you're smart you kick these off in the parking lot before you get home. If you're evil you kick these off on a cold day when your friend is about to drive somewhere, instant speed bump. If you're an idiot you leave them on so they fall off on the highway and people have to dodge them.

After the snow storm there were massive car turds on my VW. I'm saving them for my next case of road rage.

by Phillip K. February 14, 2007

word turd

A word turd is a novel way of saying 'essay'

Use with 'squeezing out a' for maximum effect

Dude 1: 'Dude are you coming out for something to eat tonight?'

Dude 2: 'Nah sorry, I'm squeezing out a word turd for tomorrow...'

:(

by Fishaah November 19, 2010

Dick Turd

When someone fucking annoying that you want to get rid of them the same you would a turd i.e pushing that bitch out as hard as you can when you are constipated but as fast as you can ejaculate.

"you seen that bitch over there...her name Destiney?"
"Oh my god that thot is such a dick turd!"

by Socratic Sarcasshole March 2, 2015

monkey turd

1. a piece of monkey shit
2. a dumb person

Monkey Turds piss me off

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

turd mongrel

A person who refuses to acclimate to the environment and proceeds to assume turd formation with persistence.

Don't mind Bob, he's being a real big turd mongrel tonight because I wouldn't stop at Mickey D's.

by Amylyssa McKrackii April 27, 2004

jerk turd

The act of going cocka on a womans chest then she proceeds to pick it up and jerk it off as though it were a turgid cock.

I squatted over Christy's chest and dropped a huge log on her. She then picked it up as though it was a huge brown cock and performed the jerk turd on it.

by JBu September 16, 2005

Rat Turd

A small pellet of resin which was cleaned out of a weed pipe and formed into a smokeable little turd.... kind of nasty tasting....

For how much pot we've been smoking we sure are getting a lot of nasty little rat turds out of this pipe.

by haylox9 January 10, 2009