turtle neck

An uncircumsized penis.

"No baby, I'm not sporting a turtle neck, I'm Catholic."

by mud909 May 31, 2009

awkward turtle

the act placing your hands flat on top of each other and moving your thumps in a circular motion, this is usually done when the room has fallen silent and every one is staring at each other awkwardly

Kate: So you wanna get freaky tonight?

John: No, Im gay...

"Silence"

John: Awkward turtle

by DancesNude March 8, 2011

ninja turtle

To clarify, there is a teenage mutant ninja turtle - a children's cartoon, and then there's "the ninja turtle". The ninja turtle is the act of taking your ballsack testicles included and flipping it around so that it sits on top of your johnson. It's best achieved on a warm day when things are hanging lose. The term originated at the University of MD fraternity scene. The ballsack resembles a turtle shell and the johnson is the turtle's head peeking out.

Jim was so drunk that he pulled down his pants and demonstrated the ninja turtle in an attempt to get Cindy's attention. But he failed miserably and went home and pulled his pud instead.

by Joe K from MD May 5, 2007

snap turtle punch

A sweet sex position only the advanced can conquer.

"Baby, we just mastered the snap turtle punch. Damn, that was good!"

by Kansas McGruff March 1, 2005

awkard turtle

Awkard turtle is when your talking to someone and some very odd happens like if you asked someone out and theres a awkard pause thats it!!

You: Hay <insert his or her name>
Person:hows it going good looking
You: Great, Haye will you go out with me?
Long Pause
You: O shit awkard turtle

by Mothkilla March 6, 2009

turtle tailin

Like prarie doggin, it is when a turd is peeking out of your bunghole, like a turtle's tail coming out of its shell.

"Dude, I need a bathroom."

"Why?"

"Because I'm already turtle tailin it."

by JonnyCakes August 19, 2007

turtleninja

A small eyed, Korean man in his 20s. Is very good at science but has very short, hairy legs and is a bit hard on the eyes.

Turtleninja: I like counting stars and conducting science experiments!^^
Student: Good for you turtleninja. You're so damn nerdy!

by moomamoomamoomamomo April 30, 2011