Herpes On Toast

A very interesting creature, thus being 33% fish, 33% snake, 34% adorable and 5% maple syrup. Regularly attacked by large black Barks-a-billion creature and annoying obnoxious meowing Purr-bug.

Also the defender of cocktopus infections, and has the only known antidote for such issue.

Herpes on Toast got rid of the cocktopus infested creature!

by MrNewfieAdministrator May 16, 2010

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by intofolkwhore August 8, 2023

fits to a t

a perfect fit.

If you want to look classy, the latest design (of watch) fits to a T.

by sallyvalley November 16, 2016

like giving a flashlight to a blind man

committing an act of such uselessness that it has negative value.

pete: so why did you loan that douchebag $500? he already owes you $2500 for that car he bought from you!
clete: well, he promised if he hit it big at the casino, he'd give me double the money he owes me, so i figured "what the hell?"
pete: it's bad enough you buy this guy's bull shit, but ignoring his past is like giving a flashlight to a blind man. next time, just burn your spare cash.

by earpuller November 21, 2010

toast of the town syndrome

Ultra-rare occurence of being exceedingly charming, while at the same time being blindingly drunk. Gives sufferers the ability to get away with behavior that would otherwise be considered socially retarded.

Those three hot drunk guys must have toast of the town syndrome.

by TC October 1, 2003

toasticles

whenever you take a laundry load out of the dryer and immediately put on a steaming hot pair of underwear

"Ain't nothing like a nice pair of toasticles on a cold day."

by MIKE February 3, 2004

Toast

a person that commonly partakes in substances that alter ones sense of reality, mainly marijuana and ecstasy. a Toast, also is usually the first to suggest attending a party, or suggest that one should be started. a person known as Toast, is most often of an outgoing personality and is quick to facilitate the delinquency of others. a Toast, is typically very creative and deep, whilst being approachable and friendly. People known as Toast may have a bad reputation as a lame stoner, but a Toast is much more than your common stoner. a Toast often possesses intelligence that one might find hard to believe, the limits to this intelligence are not known at this time. a Toast is a person to cherish and love. If you know a Toast, stay close and in touch with that person.

1. Have you seen Toast today, i don't know if he survived the party last night.

2. Hello I'm Toast, the stoner who can help you.

by Regis February 23, 2008