Tax

The one thing people hate to pay because they think that taxation is theft, but then use a shitload of services provided by those taxes they paid, such as roads, public school and libraries (And in the case of most non-US developped countries, public hospitals too).

The problem with tax is not the fact that government takes money from it's people, it's how that money is often mismanaged.
Person 1: I refuse to pay taxes!
Person 2: Then please stop walking and driving on roads, stop going to the library and remove your kids from the public school and send them to a private school instead.
Person 1: Why dumbass?
Person 2: Because you're using services that are mostly paid by the taxes you refuse to pay. If you don't want to pay, then you don't haeve the right to use these services.
by Sabin Figaro April 30, 2018
mugGet the Taxmug.

Fanum Tax

To tax food and take somebody food hence "taxing"

The creator fanum made this when he would take his roomates food.
"Yo i just fanum taxed him"
by pncctrllll October 29, 2023
mugGet the Fanum Taxmug.

toochis tax

Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a man she/he married because he had a hot body.

Also see tittie tax.
-Did you hear Barbara and Dan are getting divorced after only ten months?

-She's going to have to pay a hefty toochis tax to get out of that one.
by Jareau September 1, 2009
mugGet the toochis taxmug.

taxes

getting more money from jobs? Goverment: all of the $$$$
i hate diong taxes bjhbvkgvkhgvkhgkjghkhgkuhyg
by Q.U.I.Z. April 28, 2024
mugGet the taxesmug.

Bitch Tax

The fee you are morally entitled to charge your female friend when on any occasion or outing, they start to bitch and complain.
'We went on a girls weekend away and it only took 5 minutes for Sandy to start bitching so we had to increase the Bitch Tax.'
by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 29, 2009
mugGet the Bitch Taxmug.

Defy Tax

A tax paid with channel points by a twitch streamer known as DefyJ. While he is a dictator, we pay tax to talk in the stream. Its essentially a poor mans "Subscriber only mode".
1: Fu*k me bro, saved all my points just to pay shitty Defy tax..
by DefySucksBalls February 9, 2021
mugGet the Defy Taxmug.

tax effect

when you or your parents file for income taxes and you have fresh ass clothes.
"Damn look at frank in the button up all fresh, tax effect."
by Dannymcnasty69420 March 12, 2014
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