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Jake Griffin

A literal god. Not only did he create existence but he stopped the dark forces of Chaos from corrupting humanity and sending in into damnation. He is also the hottest being alive and only takes the form of divine creation, it is destined that upon sight he can make you so horny you go “sicko mode”
‘Jake forgive me for what I must do’
‘Praise Jake and his everlasting kingdom’
‘He’s so hot he could be Jake’
Jake Griffin- God of all Creation
by Jakelover69 September 15, 2019
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Jake Jacobson

A man who often gets called “Jake Jake” that has huge muscles and will definitely steal yo girl.
“Yo start PUMPIN ur fist and take ur shirt off like Jake Jacobson
“Mom, Jake fxcked my prom date !”
by Piratesfan08 March 2, 2022
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Jake Paul

a boy who sucks off his brother for "clout" since it matters to him so much
guy Fight me
Jake paul sorry u dont have enough clout
by fhduvodhsgf November 14, 2019
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jake and jade

Jade and jake are best friends and no one will be able to tear the bond they have apart. They have each others back 100% and tell each other everything. They are 2 people you will see together forever. They have amazing sex and get up to the naughtiest things you can imagine. They thrive off each other and bring out the best in each other. If your a jade and find a jake or vise verser make it work because youll live a life of happiness. They are the most humerous 2 you can ever be around and will have everyone in stitches. Fuck good, smoke the best and no one has better vibes coming off them then jake and jade.
I wish i could have a jake and jade relationship
by Doublejjthreat May 22, 2018
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Grandma Jake

A dude that looks like a lady, but a really old one.
Caitlin Jenner looks like more of a Grandma Jake than a woman.
by JasonMcNugget January 24, 2017
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Jake roast

When a Jake try's to make a roast but the roast makes no sense ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dude saying your mom is like a Jake roast.
by Ink won do December 30, 2016
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Jake Keller

A default male that can’t get free YEEZYS. Everyone hates how they carry him in Fortnite.
That Jake Keller is sooooo default.
by HarryBaller November 27, 2018
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