splanken

cereal that has become soggy from being left in milk for too long

“You better eat before it gets splanken!”

by non easty queen June 13, 2018

splanky

when u take a shit from a helicopter

I hit a splanky in the second world war

by barackobama23 December 7, 2022

Absolutely spinkle splankle

When something is absolutely spinkle splankle

Thats absolutely spinkle splankle

by Smudgethepro November 4, 2022

spankervision

Watching a guy on webcam while he masturbates.

Some guy came in the chat room and was like," Ladies hard, young cock on cam about to blow my load. Come watch me CUM for you!"

I was like,"Ohh wow, just what I been sitting in chat waiting on all day, some fucktard to invite me to watch spankervision!!! I'd rather watch rats fuck!!"

by Funky_Girl November 27, 2007

spank wangler

Male who is envied by both sexes and is renound as an amazingly athletic lover, men wanna be him, women wanna do him!!

Jane - gosh look at him he's buff
Bunny - I did him, couldn't walk for a week, ee's a right Spank Wangler!!
George - I'ed do him!!!

by Spank Wangler March 16, 2008

Spankinish

words derived from spanish, always ending in yo

"estayo el cartelyo en hoboyo"
"dude, why are you speaking spankinish?"

by RachelO February 10, 2009

spankalot

Noun.

1. A hit someone or something a lot in a painful or sexy manner.

"You sure like to spankalot don't you?"

by Buddy1234 September 8, 2009