shit murder

Like a murder with blood splatter, but in this case with shit splatter.

I was pounding her in the ass, when i pulled out she sprayed shit all over the place. It was a shit murder!!!!

by BokCh0y January 3, 2009

Rez car [piece of shit car]

A car that can be started with a screwdriver. Plastic covering one or more windows. Mirrors may be missing or secured with duct tape. Brake lights may covered with red tape. Has a rag for a gas cap. Four bald tires. A car long passed it's prime.

That piece of shit your driving is a real rez car.

by Resdawg2 May 30, 2005

shit for brains

1. Stupid. Careless.

2. A person evincing these characteristics.

1. "What a shit for brains thing to do."

2. "That shit for brains Bob left the oven on when he left for Jamaica."

by Famous Mortimer January 24, 2003

shit bombed

To be insanely drunk. Drunk to the point where you don't remember a god damn thing the next morning. So drunk you wake up the next morning with bruises, cuts, puke, piss, and pizza sauce on yourself and have no clue where they came from.

So destroyed you wake up the next morning and say "I really need to re-evaluate my life"

Man, Joe got so shit bombed last night, he puked on the taxi driver and passed out in the neighbors bushes.

by jdgreger September 29, 2005

shit talker

people who gossip behind other's back

She's a shit talker and many people wants to jump her for that.

by trinh May 13, 2005

horse shit

being worse then bull shit.

Situation: Dealer pulls a 21 when you have a 20.

Response: "This is horse shit!"

by Fatboy October 30, 2003

Shiny toy guns

The greatest band on the face of the fricken universe. Get overr it bitchess.

Now hold on to mee pretty baby, if you want to fly
Shiny toy guns-Le disko.

by hahaIooveshinytoyguns August 26, 2006