Salmon

Female who is extremely talanted and active during sexual intercourse.

Opposite of a stalefish, and better than a flounder.

Justin: Dude, you did the horizontal hokey pokey with Jessica? That girl has to be a salmon.

Jon: My man, girl is a salmon at it's finest. Rode me like a stallion.

by TWP Fisherman March 17, 2010

Simon Peters

A word for faecal matter, poo, shit etc.

I just did a Simon Peters on my grandmothers TV!

by GODINHUMANFORM July 24, 2012

Simon Sinek

The most legendary motivational speaker of our time. He emphasizes on the power of empathy and the ability to put people above everything else. He is a true leader who has the ability to change the world around him by just talking.

Simon Sinek: "Leadership is not about being in charge. Leadership is about taking care of those in your charge."

by Dubiks August 26, 2018

colby simon

he is the sweetest person and cares about his girlfriend more then anything in the world.

if you're a GREAT boyfriend, you're a Colby Simon!

by littlek January 29, 2005

crusty salmon

crusty salmon is when you stick your finger down the back of your butt crack after you havent bathed or showered for several days, and when you pull your finger out you find fishy smelling flaky scales on your finger

"whats cooking in the kitchen? smells like fish..."

"actually i hooked an itch in my butt crack and caught a crusty salmon"

by shampooisbetter October 31, 2009

r/saimansays

R/saimansays is a Reddit community founded by the Youtuber Saiman Says (real name Saimandar Waghdhare) on 25th November 2018. In this community, many members of the community ( Say Sena karyakarta) post memes on the subreddit so that Saiman can react in his next video (uploaded after taking a long break)

R/Saimansays is the face of the Indian meme Reddit Community

by themahindianguy April 28, 2022

Simone

A tall brunette slut who every guy wants to get in bed with. She seems like a tomboy but is a total savage in bed. Virgin? Nah, se put out when she was 12.

Guy 1: Guess what!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Simone fucked me last night!
Guy 2 passes out

by Some dumb fuck February 8, 2017