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spammer

An evil deceiving piece of crap who likes to fill your e-mail inbox with crap about buying all sorts of ghey shit.
"If you see a spammer on the street, beat him with the nearest blunt object."
by Anonymous July 12, 2003
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spamalope

Close relative to the antelope and wooly Albertan rhino. Resembles large peice of canned spam with legs, head and tail. Can be seen loping across the savannah alone, no need to travel in packs for predators prefer real meat.
The spamalope quietly grazed as a nearby lion surveyed with disgust.
by elisha and alex October 2, 2005
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spammish

Man, this is so spammish.
How can I read this? It is so spammish.
by Vash August 1, 2003
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spammer

the lowest, most despicable form of life on planet earth. credited with uniting Christians, Muslims and Jews, Israelis and Palestinians, Democrats and Republicans, the rich and the poor in a common, pure hatred of all spammers everywhere.
check your inbox for examples.
by themarcuscreature February 22, 2005
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Spampglish

The unintentional garbling of spoken English due to messages from the brain not being sent as fast as the mouth is wants to talk. The result is semi-slurred speech and words being conglomerated in weird ways. Ironically girls find this cute and are naturally drawn to it for some unknown reason. This technique is often used by Joespamp who also first coined the phrase jointly with the help of several of his friends.
There aren't really good examples for Spampglish that can be typed because it's more of a phonetic thing.
by Max March 14, 2008
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spammer

A spammer is one that makes more money than your whole family combined!
Spammer: "Hey babe, Ima spammer. Suck my dick" Girl: "ok"
by spiTe March 6, 2003
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SPAMP

Sex Party At My Place!

Can also be changed e.g. to SPAHP (Sex Party At Her/His Place!)
Jeez, you should have told me you were planning a SPAMP!!!

Dude, are you SPAMPing?!?!

Did you SPAMP last night?!
by cawarra August 27, 2010
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