Shit Show

IKEA on a Saturday afternoon.

Damn, IKEA was a f*cking shit show today. I've never seen so many bratty kids and fat people in one confined space.

by Tbrambo April 25, 2015

A blonde on a quiz show

A phrase that means someone is very stupid.

On that spelling test i was like a blonde on a quiz show.

by Shaun Alexander Miller April 20, 2008

The Show-Me-Around

Something that one does with their hand in a moment of akwardness. (See Sinc Transit Gloria by Brand New.)

Shaking head to toe, while my left hand does the show-me-around...

by David March 18, 2004

gong show

bunch of fucking retards contributing to a manic scene - one of limited productivity and massive fucking up and ineptitude

this place is a fucking gong show.

by newbruno August 2, 2006

Mr. Show

A hilarious late night comedy show that aired on HBO in the mid-90s. The show's style could be described as "satirical comedy for Generation X...with Abe Lincoln jokes." It was a launching pad for the careers of David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Sarah Silverman, Brian Posehn, that gap-toothed guy from Best Week Ever that isn't Paul Scheer, and the greatest comic to ever live: John Ennis.

Plus, in this writer's experience, chicks dig Mr. Show more than chocolate and romance novels.

Frat Guy: Hey, did you see Mr. Show last night?
Sorority Chick: Did I?! That John Ennis made me laugh so hard I peed my pants!
Frat Guy: He's our generation's Tom Arnold alright! Do you wanna go to the bathroom and make some tongue children?
Cue fellatio

by Parkinsons October 8, 2008

shit show

The most over-used reference to a night of intoxication with friends that ultimatley leads to moments of blackness and dissaray. Girls often refer to there nights as shit shows to help exaggerate the fact they only had two drinks and want an excuse to fuck brad the dickhead down the hall. The easiest way to tell someone is new to partying is by them referreing to a night as a shit show after 2006.

"Hey Teresa , this party is such a shit show, are you enjoying your o'douls?"

by Big Kenny August 6, 2006

National Show Your Ass Day

No Matter What You Have to Show Your Ass

AYY it’s National Show Your Ass day

by 11111111191 April 19, 2019