scott

The measurement of suction power of an asshole. One Scott is equal to the force required to suck up water through a straw. Also known as buttforce.

I can't believe Steve-O just chugged all that beer through his ass. That had to require at least 20 Scotts!

Was her asshole using 50 Scotts, or was his dick using 50 trevors!?

by Shriveled McSmallballs November 17, 2009

Scott

the perfect combination of heart and math brain, scott is the most amazing partner i've ever had. thick framed glasses, doc martin boots, and western style shirts, scott rocks his style. my relationship with him was the most rewarding so far in my life. it was through this that i came to understand what true vulnerability is, and want that. Want him.

As much as I want him to, I don't think Scott will come back to me.

by mistakemaker January 3, 2011

Scottsdale Seltzer

When you crush up Oxycodone and sprinkle the bits into a high quality grape juice.

My doctor likes to give me a refreshing Scottsdale Seltzer before giving blood in order to calm my nerves.

by Aniraf March 25, 2021

Scottsbluff Nebraska

A small town in the western part of the state, in the panhandle.

Scottsbluff Nebraska has a sugar factory that once blew up.

by JohnnyDesantos August 6, 2023

Scottobahn

A section of I-55 through Illinois between Joliet and Bloomington often used by long distance commuters as a top speed test track.

This guy flew by me on the Scottobahn

by SpeedyG7 August 6, 2009

Scotsburn

A town with Milk
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Located in Nova Scotia Canada Scotsburn has a small population and 1 milk factory type thing, a coffie shop, one elementry school and a car garage.

M-I-L-K SCOTSBURN HAS MILK

by Mr.Silver June 20, 2011

Scottish Mulberry

The act of generously making a homemade alcoholic beverage made of obscure fruits and vegetables. After that, one takes his/her concoction freezes it for several days, then stuffs it up the unsuspecting anus of his/her partner, jamming it in vigorously over and over until the soft pink area of the anus bleeds.

John: How was your weekend, Bill?
Bill: Oh, it was great, John. I performed the Scottish Mulberry on Gweneth.

John: Sounds like quite the adventure!
Bill: Oh you betcha, John! *smiles*

by Googly-Moogly November 27, 2011