Rusty Mike

get naked, sit indian style, do a handstand while still indian style, crap, and roll the crap down ur back and stall it on the back of ur neck.

"man josh did the rusty mike perfectly"

by ap May 13, 2005

rusty trumbone

a guy stands up strait. a girl then blows on his asshole and beatshim off from behind.

Jonas gave Austin a rusty trumbone to get him off.

by GMon November 9, 2003

rusty gertch

A term for a gay swiss/mexican with an affinity for animal sex.

Edgar gave Robby D a rusty Gertch!

by bob jones March 19, 2005

rusty violin

The process of sucking on a girl's rectum and reaching around the front to stimulate with your fingers. Called so because of the term "rusty trombone" and it's similarities to it.

"I gave my girl a rusty violin last night, and she loved it!"
"What's a rusty violin?"
"Well it's like a rusty trombone, but just for the ladies."

by Darth Creampuff October 30, 2013

Rusty Lyre

An STD contracted by or from a female who associates themself with the sorority Alpha Chi Omega.

Rob "Dude, don't mess with that girl, she got rusty lyre!"
Dan "Rusty lyre?! What you talkin bout?"
Rob "It's some nasty shit that you don't wanna get"

by Lil Sheezy March 19, 2009

Rusty Justin

The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. But with an asian.

I don't know how the night ended up but I have vague recollections of being Rusty Justined.

by Thamonkee April 15, 2009

Rusty Crotch

Someone who is unfortunate enough to be born with red hair. Thus, having red pubic hair.

Note, not all red heads have red pubes, but it's out there.

Often an offensive term used to tease people with red hair.

Man: "Yo, Rusty Crotch!"
Man with red hair: "Fuck you!"

by Daisy D November 14, 2005