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shit pint

Concoction of different alcohols. To be necked in one go. Comes in a 0.568 litre glasses and upwards.

True nutters can add other things to the shit pint, from salt to mustard to baked beans to paper. i.e. anything you can get your hands on.

Normally offered up as forfeit.
"Add it to the shit pint Dave"
by M4AXWELL May 4, 2018
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Window Painting

One of meager mental capacity slapping their erect or flaccid penis against a clear pane of glass. Usually in a public setting to indicate either unparalleled elation or uncontrolled anxiety
Oh shit, is that Picasso? He window painting like a savage!
by Massivetrauma June 18, 2018
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Dirty Paintbrush

When a male ejaculates into his hand. He then proceeds to rub the semen onto the testicle hair and then runs the testicle hair over the woman's face. Hence, giving her the dirty paintbrush
I can't go out tonight... My wife wants to try the dirty paintbrush and I can't turn it down!
by Mexidong June 24, 2018
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Renaissance painting

Any unusually well-lit, well-composed, or well-timed photo that appears in your Snapchat memories after a night of heavy partying, typically with no recollection of you taking it. The subjects of these photos are usually fucked up people doing dumb shit.
This morning I opened my Snapchat memories and found a picture of John in the fetal position in my shower after spending an hour yakking. That’s a high quality Renaissance painting.
by LigmaSugmaBofa December 12, 2019
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Mario Paint

A paint program/animation tool/music creation tool made by Nintendo for the Super NES in 1992. The game made use of the Super NES Mouse, which was bundled alongside the game.
I made a beautiful drawing in Mario Paint.
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mega-pint

A very large pour or measurement of alcohol.
“A mega-pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary

-Johnny Depp
by apple.png1 May 15, 2022
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Mega Pint

The pint size of red wine required to soothe the nerves when your wife defecates on your bed while her dog steps on a bee.
Amberturd: "My dog stepped on a bee"

Elon Musk: "🎶Who let the Doge out🎶"

J.Depp: "A mega pint?"
by Vajrabolt June 3, 2022
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