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Card Pooling

Adding your name to a card, with or without the knowledge of the person who bought the card, to avoid having to purchase a card of your own.
Joe: Hey man, did you get Stacey a birthday card?

Jim: Fuck, I forgot. Looks like we'll be card pooling again.

Joe: You're a dick. You've signed every card I bought except the one for my parents anniversary.

Jim: I signed that, too.
by Adgo September 6, 2009
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Sugar Pilling

When one believes that something has taken an affect but it is merely a placebo.
Max: I took sum drugs yo, it was cool!

Spencer: No, I gave you oregano, stop sugar pilling you faggot.
by Ronis McFinnigan March 11, 2012
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Tide Pooling

Having anal sex with someone who is currently suffering from diarrhea.
She had the runs after eating chili fries but I don't mind tide pooling so I fucked her ass anyway.
by rickabone May 24, 2017
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Oil pulling

EDIBLE oil is swished around the mouth for a period of time and then spat out, it gives many benefits and improves your hygiene!
“I love oil pulling, I do it before I eat anything and it makes me feel so refreshed
by DaTruth_666 July 14, 2023
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Pulling a Jackson

Wearing pajamas under your pants? You're Pulling a Jackson.
by Dose of Dude January 24, 2009
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pulling a madeleine

A state of the art escape mechanism when one finds themselves in sticky situations.

To perform, you can do one of the following:

a) barrel rolling out of a window (make sure it's not more than one story)
b) run away at a good pace as if you were winning a race
c) run away at a jogger's pace
d) run away as if your life depended on it, as if an angry dog was chasing you or you were being pursued by law enforcement.

* the fourth recommendation is strongly suggested *
Girl 1: um, do you just want to take a nap, or should we do something else?
Boy 1: i know what we can DO, but lemme take a shower first...
Girl 1: ok, go do that
(Boy 1 leaves, making a perfect get away)
(Girl 1 grabs all her stuff, runs out the door, and is never seen again)
(Boy 1 comes out of the shower) Boy 1: aw, man! That's what you call pulling a madeleine!
by Queen Mildred November 22, 2009
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pulling a timmy

When some emo ass white kid brags about being suicidal/depressed/self harm and begs for attention (also known as a Ryan)
Person one: Oh man that guy sent me a picture of his cuts and I barely know him

Person two: oh shit I always knew that kid would be pulling a Timmy one day
by jackjack4343 December 5, 2014
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