Pick of Destiny

noun
A green, skull-like guitar pick fasioned from one of Satans teeth. It granted the user supra-natural rock and roll abilities. Satan recently recovered this item, although he lost his right horn in the process. The horn was later shaped into a bong. The last owners of the PoD were Jack Black and Kyle Gass (Tenacious D).

I just bought Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny on DVD. It is fuckin' hilarious.

by picolo592 March 21, 2007

Pick Gnome

Pick Gnomes are devious abominations that spend their lives solely to do what they can to destroy the human race. The impact they have is great, by stealing any guitar or bass pick that hits the floor after accidently being dropped. Ever drop your guitar pick? yup the pick gnomes. It's gone buddy. GONE.

Fred-*shredding but drops pick*
Andrew-"Hey man, where'd your pick go? it should be like under your chair"
Fred-"DAMN YOU PICK GNOMES!"

by wehrmachtalie January 16, 2009

Boku No Pico

A crappy and cancer anime that will give you AIDS.

Guy: Have you watched Boku No Pico?
Guy 2: *dies from AIDS*

by DanielTheWeeb December 8, 2017

deadbeat picnic

when a group of homeless dudes with bikes and shopping carts congregate and smoke crack or drink beer in a public

there is a deadbeat picnic over there by that tree

by evilsteve666 November 21, 2017

picard

Out of the whole Star Trek series; He is the most wise, intellegent, and fair of all the Captains. He always listens to his senior officers' oppinions, and considers their information in his decisions. He is my ideal of an accomplished, and respectable man. His character is one of my role-models I live by.

No. 1 and Picard make a great team. The Enterprise has never had a better captain.

by ThE Sa-X July 22, 2006

pick me mom

a pick me mom is a mom who uses self depreciation to make her children feel guilty, and pay attention to their mom more.

pick me mom: You don't appreciate anything I do for you! 🥺
child: *guilty noises*
pick me mom: I wish I had kids that actually appreciated me unlike you! 😓

by bria2swaggy May 26, 2021

pick-me-up

something to brighten your day or give you an energy boost, especially useful when you can't spare time for a lunch break during a long day of work.

also, chemical mood enhancers such as alcoholic beverages.

Let's go for coffee, I could sure use a pick-me-up.

by kiki86 April 9, 2007