Preoccupation Pacing

A phenomenon in which a person paces while doing a task such as brushing teeth, talking on the phone, texting, or thinking.

Danny had a case of preoccupation pacing while he was on the phone with his ex-girlfriend.

by dumda November 4, 2011

Valet Parking

When you need an extra hand to guide anal entry during cowgirl position because you and your partner both have T-Rex arms and can’t reach.

My girl and I were trying to do Cowgirl anal but we needed Valet Parking to pull it off.

by UncleMikeOnWheels February 7, 2020

parking Nazi

a short troll-like creature who looks like she could club an ox to death with one hand, whose sole joy in life is threatening to tow the vehicles of hapless state workers.

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Parking North Carolina Style

Crossing the flow of traffic to park with your driver door against the curb. Illegal in almost the entire country, popular in North Carolina

The only spot is on the other side and I'm too lazy and inconsiderate to pull a u-turn, I'll just enjoy parking North Carolina style.

by Fyzbo September 26, 2014

Parking enforcement

Basically a nice way of saying "parking duty". These usually consist of lazy or fat cops who don't have what it takes to be a real cop on patrol. These are usually the little bastards that give you parking tickets because it is pretty much their only jurisdiction.

Wife; How was work?
Husband; Good
Wife; What'd you do? Did you get any arrest?
Husband; Yeah, I arrested someone for stealing a traffic cone.
Wife; That's lame
Husband; Honey I was on parking enforcement though because I don't have what it takes to be a real cop.
Wife; That's alright, you've already proved in the bedroom that you didn't have what it takes.
Husband; !!!!!

by Crediblesea June 2, 2018

Fury Pecking

When one is engaged in heated debate/argument online and seems to forget how to type properly, and so they hunt and peck in a furious manner, usually as fast as they can see the keys.

person 1: "How was the talk with your girlfriend last night?"

person 2: "Not good bro, she had me fury pecking"

by random addition March 14, 2008

Hybrid Picking

1.A technique used on the guitar which combines the use of the pick and also the fingers (2nd and 3rd.)Often used by country guitarists.

2. A technique used on the guitar that if played high enough is great for scaring your neighbor's pets.

'Woah, Jerry's cat looks freaked out'

'Ah, tell him I said sorry, It's probably because I've been practicing my hybrid picking again.'

by ChucklesMginty August 17, 2008