Guy 1 - Ok i need to ask you something
Girl 1 - OK sure :)
Guy 1 - oilyawtayiywgowm
Girl 1 - Whats that?
Guy 1 - OK, I like you and wanted to ask you if you would go out with me?
Girl 1 - Yeah alright
Oili is a sweet and funny girl. She is very athletic, competitive, and she is very aggressive when she plays sports. She is very pretty and boys swoon over her. If you get to know her she is very funny. When you talk to her you can't help but laugh. She can make friends with everybody everywhere.
The almighty black gold, that powers our modern world & economy. Mankind will eventually have to grow up & gradually transition to greener energy & stop suckling mama earth's titties.
Jimmy: Let's all pray to oilmighty, who puts food on our table, roof our our heads & runs the world.
(then proceeds to have dinner...)