Tim: So I took Julia home last night.
Bill: Really I did it too. Rolled around in the sack with her.
Mike: What an office linebacker
Bill: Really I did it too. Rolled around in the sack with her.
Mike: What an office linebacker
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OFFIA
• offiaeli
• offiah
• office
• office space
• official
• Offical
• office hot
• officer
• office slut
by travis fontaine October 23, 2003
Get the office mug.(older from far away) A girl who from far away apears to be sexy, but as she aproaches, it turns out she is far too young for you to be checking her out.
"check out the sexy blonde in the denim shorts"
(short break as she walks past)
"you peado, she was like thirteen!"
"OFFA!"
(short break as she walks past)
"you peado, she was like thirteen!"
"OFFA!"
by woody.b May 19, 2009
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Get the Die Hard Losers Official Groupie mug.1, noun.
A trolley used in an office to deliver mail to white collar workers.
2, noun.
A person who has been romantically linked to a high number of people.
Originated from a rather poor attempt to create a metaphor describing an individual who "gets around."
3, noun/exclamation.
A phrase that is uttered or referenced, often loudly, to avoid answering a question or to change the subject, especially when he or she is being hounded for answers.
An indication that one feels uncomfortable with the topic being discussed or feels that a response would be self-incriminating.
Originated from an individual's attempt to escape embarrassment by referencing another individual's attempt to avoid explaining the humble origins of the office cart metaphor.
A trolley used in an office to deliver mail to white collar workers.
2, noun.
A person who has been romantically linked to a high number of people.
Originated from a rather poor attempt to create a metaphor describing an individual who "gets around."
3, noun/exclamation.
A phrase that is uttered or referenced, often loudly, to avoid answering a question or to change the subject, especially when he or she is being hounded for answers.
An indication that one feels uncomfortable with the topic being discussed or feels that a response would be self-incriminating.
Originated from an individual's attempt to escape embarrassment by referencing another individual's attempt to avoid explaining the humble origins of the office cart metaphor.
1.
I started out in the mail room. I was the loser who pushed around the office cart.
2.
She's a total office cart. Everyone has slipped mail into her slot.
3(a).
"What made you think dating her would be a good idea?"
"I plead office cart."
3(b).
"So, what exactly happened during the Christmas party?"
"Um, office cart!"
I started out in the mail room. I was the loser who pushed around the office cart.
2.
She's a total office cart. Everyone has slipped mail into her slot.
3(a).
"What made you think dating her would be a good idea?"
"I plead office cart."
3(b).
"So, what exactly happened during the Christmas party?"
"Um, office cart!"
by TT C September 7, 2006
Get the office cart mug.The guy who is always borrowing peoples' stuff, mostly office supplies
(Like staplers, paperclips, pens, etc.)
(Like staplers, paperclips, pens, etc.)
Bill: Hey man can I borrow a pen, I forgot mine, and I don't want my boss to fire me.
Barry: You and your office hands never show us mercy.
Bill: What?
Barry: You and your office hands never show us mercy.
Bill: What?
by LuckySandvich August 10, 2016
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