Road Mustard

The sweaty condensation that forms under your balls during a long, hot road trip

During a steamy July day driving across the South, I developed quite a bit of road mustard that I secretly put on my friends sandwhich

by Sweats McGee July 30, 2010

Mayo and Mustard Sandwich

When you actively piss and cum in a white girl's ass during intercourse.

"Yeah Mark, I gave her a Mayo and Mustard sandwich last night."

by YeahMark February 6, 2020

mistake

what your mum made when you were born

Wow, that guy is such a 'mistake'

by noiccccccccccccccccccce June 11, 2018

A horrible mistake

When you mistake raisin cookies for chocolate chip cookies

*cough*

"What's wrong man?"

"I've made a horrible mistake..."

by NooksarebetterthanKindles May 7, 2017

mustache month

May.

The month.

May is mustache month.

by mustachemonth April 30, 2008

crackers and mustard

somone's specialty... what they do best

Jimmy is a natural at basketball, it must be his crackers and mustard.

by shane February 17, 2005

mista conspiracy

A wannabe white rapper that acts black, dresses poorly in order to not look to revealing but looks like a bum and uses very poor rap lyrics in order to make a big deal on the illuminati cult.

lyrics He/she (or both) would use: the govenment doesn't anything yo, and they got no flow yo um... I'm a gangsta um... check it, tech it in tech class... I have no head mass...etc

by Alex Estrop April 26, 2005