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Ass month

You can slap anybody ass for the month of May
Guy:I slapped that bitch ass
Guy 2: THATS MY MOM
Guy: It’s national slap ass month
by National free head May 1, 2019
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The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!

On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.
Guy 1: "Hey wassup"
Guy 2: "The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!"
by vv007!!! August 11, 2006
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Monk Mode

a mental state that allows the individual to assume control over his or her mental well-being and eventually augment his value in an attempt to revamp his life conditions.
Every first week of every month I go into monk mode to elevate my consciousness.
by WhiteMustang03 February 2, 2020
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pharoahe monch

really good lyracists(rapper)from queens,
worked with blackstar,nate dogg,styles p
M.O.P and other underground rappers u have to cop his track no mercy ft M.O.P
"this ryhme will remain in the minds of my foes forever in imfamy the epitome of lyrical epiphanies skillfully placed home we carefully plan symphonies who would be ignorant enough to have the audacity to fuck with likes of my and my tenacity this is wat u get when u fuck with tha likes the magnamous flows of total assholes and ignoramases M.O.P/ pharoahe monch cause damages the advantage is we banish labels artists and managers ametuers found six feat deep in metal canisters" (no mercy pharoahe monch 2/3 of first verse)
by nb allah April 1, 2005
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hush money

money paid to someone to buy their silence, to prevent them from revealing or making public something secret one does not wish to come out;
or just putting it straight and plain: money paid to someone for keeping their mouth shut, a bribe for somebody's silence.
She's been given enough hush money to keep her mouth shut till the end of the world and even a day longer, at least that's what she said. But you know women and alcohol - a dangerous combination of the two: at Peter's party last week she had had a drink or two too much and she let the cat out of the bag.
by Aleph July 30, 2008
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Hose Monkey

A term of endearment which refers to fire fighters. Usually used by police officers or other law enforcement officials.
Smell that BBQ by the fire hall? Those hose monkeys are cooking up a feast! Do they ever work?
by Wordy McWorderson March 19, 2010
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White History Month

White History Month is a month too celebrate the history of all Caucasians. White History Month is celebrated in July
We are celebrating White History Month this July
by wowman69420 February 1, 2021
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