Boni Mitchell

Noun: The common and tantalizing erection a man obtains while listening to the female folk artist, Joni Mitchell.

Based on the music coming from Alex’s room, he’s probably got a major Boni Mitchell.

by Lil Funyun June 13, 2018

Jew Mitts

When someone uses extreme force and overreach beyond their scope for self-interest.

Those people get their jew mitts into everything.

by Volksgeist July 31, 2018

Wicked Mittens

Sick, awesome, with the sauce

Those shades are wicked mittens my guy.

by Joe Ivy June 12, 2019

Lost Mitten

The sexiest mother fucken' penguin around. Because of his shining shimmering YouTuber pin, he smashes all of the penguin ladies at ease. Penguins flock to his dick the moment he steps in the room, he's irresistible.

Blewberry02: Man I wish I was like Lost Mitten.
Clubby8911: I think we're going to have to do something about him, he steals all my coochie.

by Jeffrey Donahue Jr. June 23, 2019

DeWalter Mitty

A poser who purchases only premium power tools but lacks the skill or will to use them.

Equivalent to 'all the gear and no idea'.

Derek only buys the best tools but never uses them, he's a real DeWalter Mitty.

by meddatron May 22, 2020

KICKING MITCHIE

Kicking Mitchie is when everyone facing eviction or bankruptcy from COVID 2020-related lack of governmental financial support and relief, courtesy of Mitch "Bitch" McConnell's-led retarded assfuckery of a Republican Senate, shows up their local Republican congressperson's house on Christmas Day to take turns kicking him or her in the face. And the genitals. And then the face again. Then, its a first-come-first-serve free-for-all looting festival where the angry newly-impoverished American citizens steal everything not locked down from the property while making sure to leave as many piles of flaming feces in their wake. It is assumed that so much badly-needed catharsis will be felt during Kitching Mitchie 2020 that it will be cemented as a yule-time tradition for years to come.

If you thought Juneteenth was cool, you're gonna love Kicking Mitchie. Better show up early while the gettin's good.

by Jaunty Diggles December 25, 2020

Aunt Mito

A queen that raised the unripped fruit we know as gon and is super sweet and I love her :}

omg your such an aunt mito (your so nice)

by Killuassecretwhife May 29, 2021