Maximus Lehnhardt Santiago

Miv lucciano

What you doin if cousin bubba gives you sloppy then Tyrone comes and fucks u up -famous words by Maximus lehnhardt santiago

by TRIPLEDAX December 6, 2023

Maximum Sim Dongle

To be extraordinarily large in size, like you have pushed the scale of a CAS weight past its height

Leshauna; Look at that Max Sim Dongle!
Brakeycakes; You mean Louiso?
Leshauna; No, That Is A Fat Cow! I Mean Erwin, The Maximum Sim Dongle!

by AverageDonglerOfSims December 13, 2023

Maximum Highosity

The peak of being high.

The point at which one has become so high, they cannot get any higher.

At about 200mg, you'll reach maximum highosity.

I think I've reached maximum highosity.

by Kayla Wattsername December 23, 2023

Maximiliano

Maximiliano or max for short is intelligent with the sense of humor from action movies. Absolute geek and nerd for nich subjects. Max is the most understandable person you'll ever met and even tho they say theyre bad at comforting people max will always seem to make you better with the use of their words. Max also is just the most amazing person EVER. Max can do no wrong. max is also so incredibly hot 😍 max is just an overly good person with morals in all honesty i wish more people were like max cuz hes just that amazing. Even though max is amazing he doesn't see the same for himself and views himself in a bad light constantly saying hes an asshole to everyone and sure he can be mean and sting others but max is still amazing, thats just apart of his character not to mention max is the coolest person you can encounter with an evolving style thats punk

Maximiliano is amazing and the coolest

by anonymous December 26, 2023

maximum Paris

A threesome with two women and a man where the two women peg the man anally and orally simultaneously. This is essentially a reverse Eiffel Tower.

We met this guy Jimmy who was really open minded so Amy and I gave him some Maximum Paris

by TheDollop January 17, 2024

Maximum

This is the most wonderful human you will ever meet. I don't know how to even describe him. Maximum (usually goes by Max) is so bright. He is a literal golden retriever boy and in everything he does, he acts like a child. Even though he has been through unimaginable things in his life, he is always kind to those who may not deserve it because he knows that people are important. He is a lover of life and loyal always. He reminds you of the sun, always there for you, constant, and bright. He is always taking time to better himself and doesn't often realize that he is deserving of love and affection. He has beautiful hazel eyes that somehow glow in the dark? calcium deficiency? it's cool though. He doesn't seem to realize just how smart he is, so if you know a max, tell him. He needs to hear it. He gives out his love freely and it's the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed.

If you ever find a max in this big ol' world, marry him.

I'm glad every day that I did.

Happy wedding day love.

Hey, who is that breakdancing in the dining hall?
That's Maximum. He is the nicest but I am very concerned for him.

by I'mInItForTheLongGame February 4, 2024

majima construction

The best construction company ever, and the man who created it? The best one eyed man in the world, maybe even the best man in the world, actually not just maybe, the best man in the world, his name is goro majima, he uses breaker style, slugger style, thug style, and the mad dog of Shimano style to fight thugs in the street

I got hired by majima construction last week, it's fucking awesome

by Imbored9876 March 11, 2024