jerking off mario

To say something is ridiculously easy, mundane, boring, not worth your time.

Person A: You wanna try out Subspace Emissary?
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what

Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.

by plappypie November 8, 2025

elf from fortnite not mario

has committed multiple war crimes

ELF FROM FORTNITE NOT MARIO

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021

DEAR GOD ITS ALL MARIO

basically a part where Flamingo added a lot of marios in a ‘guess the character’ game he made and some player realized there was a lot of mario

mastersimtropolis: mario

mastersimtropolis: mario

mastersimtropolis: mario

mastersimtropolis: DEAR GOD ITS ALL MARIO

by dude who likes Kevin Spencer February 22, 2026

YES, MARIO!

When you and your crush are talking on the phone and things get awkward so you slap you wall and say YES, MARIO!

Girl 1: Me and him were on the phone last night and it was kind of awkward.
Girl 2: OMG did you make an excuse to hang up?
Girl 1: LOL no... I slapped my wall and screamed "YES, MARIO!" and he started dying!

by Thevergin December 8, 2018

Dr. Mario

The fucker in smash that relies on pills and tornado to snag free wins

Dr. Mario mains have an orgasm when they land a down B.

by 2MyTailfin May 21, 2020

Mr. Mario

Picchiatore di maledette

Lei: "Scus..."
Mr. Mario: "Zitta, troiaaa!!!"
Gli altri: "👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻"

by AAnoAA December 7, 2021

Marco Diaz

Male lead and deuteragonist of Star vs. the Forces of Evil. An insecure safe kid/bad boy who comes out of his shell thanks to Star. Many fans of the show call him a harem protagonist because he is shipped with a lot of girls in the show like Star, his best friend who has a crush on him, Jackie who is his crush from kindergarten who later became his girlfriend, Janna who is a stalker friend of Marco and probably has a crush on him, and Hekapoo who is the dimensional scissors enforcer and forger and a member of the Magic High Commission and Marco probably dated her during his 16 year trial in her dimension which is 8 minutes in Earth while Jackie is still his girlfriend.

Guy 1: When I grow up I wanna be like Marco Diaz
Guy 2: You mean the harem protagonist of that TV-Y7 show Star vs. the Forces of Evil

by mojo72400 October 27, 2017