Marios

Super-tall mega man but has the smallest pp in the earth but tells people about his being huuge

Marios is BFFs with ms rickets

by JOE MAMA BIDEN December 4, 2021

Mario

An Itallian man trying to save a blonde with stalkhome syndrome from a dragon

I played a Mario game and I'm a fucking noob and I died

by God's shit hole May 17, 2023

mario singing amogus drip

A viral video on the internet with 323k views, shocasing an edit of marios voice singing amogus.

Hello it's a me Maaaaa rio. It's a me aahuaayeee, Aaaahahaaahahahaaa!!!
Okie Dokie let's-a-go, Maaario. Soo long gay bowserrrr eee, Aaaahaahahahahaaa.
Me: Bro check out "Mario singing Amogus drip 10 hour loop."

Rahmõnd: Why don't you stop listening to amogus drip and start getting some fucking bitches to drink some pussy drip.

Me: Motherfucking... The chances of me killing you are low.. but never zero

Rahmond The Racist: Yeah?

Me: Unlike your adoption certificate.

Rahmõnd: Oh noooooooooo
Rahmond

Raymond: Thank you I'm not a beaner anymore.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 1, 2022

Full Mario kart

Everything's going great and you end up losing. Becoming so black out angry you want to punch holes through everything and throw your couch through a wall

I got my taco Bell order home and they forgot my Mexican pizza. I pulled back in there and went Full Mario Kart.

by Xbombtrackx October 10, 2017

Mario

All I can say is that you may not realize but he is falling for a girl name daisy he a whole different guy when he with her he never wants to let go over her he would fight for her even if he's a fuck boy daisy is always on his mind

Mario is such a fuck boy

Yeah but you should see him when he's around daisy

by Robeca1 June 15, 2018

Super Mario Sunshine

Super Mario Sunshine Is a 3d platforming game developed by Nintendo originally for the GameCube but It can also be played on a Wii or a switch. It Is the second ever 3d Mario game In the series following Super Mario 64 and While not quite as revolutionary as Super Mario 64, Still a great game.

Super Mario Sunshine Is one of my favorites

by Eovercast May 22, 2024

Mario party shots

Drinking game involving a litre of vodka per person and Mario Party for Gamecube or Wii (Version unimportant).

Simply, at the end of the game at the end each round everyone takes a shot. Game length is dependant on number of rounds played but 25 rounds is recommended.

The benefit of the game is that the shots are well and equally spaced out meaning that people should not be getting sick everywhere. It is also suitable for small groups of people.

"Remember that time we played Mario Party shots"

"No..."

"Yeah me neither"

by Fun times October 27, 2012