mlomlep

A licking motion of the tongue similar to mlem or blep. Usually done by animals, particularly cats and dogs, and to catch a mlomlep on camera is a rare moment.

My cat just mlomlep'd in the cutest way.

by meowlnir August 25, 2018

mlpoknbjiuhvcgytfxzdresawq

That's it! you've broken the 9th dimension of boredom! This person reading this has reached the max state if boredom! In his head he thought.

John: What if I type qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolp like a zigzag on a keyboard!
Francis: You know what nobody has ever done?!?
John: What?
Francis: Doing it backwards!! Like mlpoknbjiuhvcgytfxzdresawq!
John: But you started from the bottom "M"
Francis: Who cares?

by Sicnarf47 March 21, 2017

MLAM

Acronym standing for My Life's A Mess.

Often used when you realise your whole life is a mess.

Common symptoms include: sense of unconfidence, anxiousness, insecurity and/or mad ragrets.

Rarely does anything change after the realisation.

Sean: My car is having problems again, MLAM.

James: I just got cheated on by my girlfriend.... MLAM

Charles: My mom walked in on me fapping like a mofo, MLAM!

by Porquey February 20, 2018

mloggy

To have the urge to mlog; to feel it necessary to begin mlogging something at that very moment.

You know what? I feel very mloggy today, I think I'll mlog an entire book to my favorite website!

by Tyra Williams May 30, 2010

mlpoiuytrewqazxcvbnkjhgfds

Hmm... obv it's typed when u were bored :v
But i'm the first to find it in urban dictionary

have u ever tried typing mlpoiuytrewqazxcvbnkjhgfds ??

by I'm just bored rn December 5, 2019

mlem

Mlem: (adjective) the sound affect it makes when a tongue exits and re-enters the mouth.

ex: the cat mlem'd all day

by Macrofez December 8, 2015

MLM

MLM is abbreviation for (depending on the context) three different terms:

Multi-Level Marketing (basically pyramid schemes)

Men Loving Men (self-explanatory)

Marxism-Leninism-Maoism (synthesis of Maoism and classic MLism)

be sure to watch for context bc these are all obviously VERY different concepts (or else you’ll be pretty fucking confused)

person 1: *has MLM in their bio*
person 2: they must either be hot or a literal fraud 😟

by elonmuskschildlaborer March 18, 2021