Liberal

A baby murdering, America hating dumb shit who only fucks their same gender. They are the definition of a cunt sucking bitch, and they have no idea what logic is.

Yo Donald you wanna jump that liberal over there with me?

by ShReKhuNTA August 2, 2019

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Danish Liberation Movement

The Danish Liberation Movement (DLM) is an environmental group dedicated to recycling human waste into heating fuel, such as coal or natural gas. They currently have two products, "Dem Shaester broek" (the shit brick) and "Dem Woester Wounde" (the great wind), both used by the majority of Danish citizens. It is a great honor to give a ton of Shaester Broek to your family; it recognizes their commitment to the environment, as well as your financial investment to their wellbeing

Hans: Lara, what is that sound?
Lara: Papa, it's the Danish Liberation Movement with your Shaester Broek!
Hans: Lara! A ton of shit from Christmas! Could there be a better gift?
Lara: Truely shit is the gift that keeps on giving.
Hans: I'll drink to that!

by Pitt the Younger January 1, 2008

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Liberal Arts

The study of unemployment.

Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal arts majors).
-Randall Munroe

by Timgor October 11, 2016

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Liberal media

A derogatory term used by conservatives to describe the media in order to defend their shitty talking points

“CNN is bashing Trump again, what a surprise coming from the liberal media”.

by max0277 October 17, 2019

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Liberals

Liberals control people by keeping them reliant on the government with social welfare.
They lead millions astray with ridiculous environmental fallacies.
They do not like free markets or capitalism.
They push racism and hate to advance their agenda.
They Have ruined our school system.
They work to destroy all religions and families.
They promote the killing of babies.

Liberals keep an unprecedented amount of people on SNAP and unemployed due to disastrous economic policies.
Hybrid cars are worse on the environment than a Hummer and they publish incomplete climate data to advance their agenda.
Hateful of business and punish people with taxes and regulation for being successful.
Keep yelling racism to further divide everybody, prosper hate, and keep minorities reliant on govt. to keep them 'on the plantation'.
Graduate kids barely able to read or string together a sentence. Keep unions in power and, therefore, a disastrous amount of unfunded pension plans and poor education.
Bash freedom of religion and traditional families every chance they get to tear the fabric of society apart.
54 million babies have been aborted in America since 1976.

by Free the People August 27, 2013

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