wouldn't last a heartbeat

(adj.) For a potential product to be seen as one with a very short lifespan, low sales and tiny fanbase.

Japanese language playstation games based on animes that are not shown in the USA or Europe wouldn't last a heartbeat there. See Bastard!!

by Gumba Gumba May 25, 2004

Per my last

The rudest, most passive-aggressive way possible way to start or reply to an email thread. Literally translates to "pay fucking attention" or "learn to read better."

To: Employee
From: Boss
Subject: TPS Reports

Per my last email, please have your TPS reports formatted with the new cover sheet.

by 0000101100101000010101011 April 6, 2021

Belay my last

basically meaning remove my last sentence. It can be used as an alternative to saying sike.

One guy says to his friend: "man your gay, I hate you"
Friend:"What"
Guy:"Belay my last"
Friend:"lqtm"

by devilwearspumas December 29, 2007

Europa: The Last Battle

Europa: The Last Battle, stands to be the single biggest load of BS that neo-Nazis still wish to present as factual. Entirely made up of assumptions, oversimplifications and an extreme series of mental gymnastics in order to make the viewer believe this load of crap. Europa sits atop a pyramid of stupidity, with its director at the top, and it’s mindless believers underneath, so incapable of critical thinking and an ability to reason, and research, that they genuinely believe this to be fact over years of eye witness testimony, admittance by the perpetrators and an abundance of historical documents proving the exact opposite this movie wishes to present. In short, if you watch this, you are spineless, scum, and probably an incel in your mom’s basement.

Europa: The Last Battle? You must be an imbecile if you watch that crap.

by IPostFacts January 25, 2023

Last Man Standing [Last Man Standing]

A game that only drunk people should play. Several men all watch straight porn until they all get a boner (pants are optional). Then the porn is immediately switched to man-on-man porn (assuming all men are straight). The winner is the last man "standing." This game can be switched for gay people to watch girl-on-girl porn

Me and the guys were arguing who gets the last steak so we played Last Man StandingLast Man Standing.

I won Last Man Standing Last Man Standing last week but at a high cost . . .

by Bajam December 9, 2008

from first to last

a shitty emo band, needs to suffer a horrible death. i want to stab them myself.

look at those queers on stage, they must be from first to last, i will not ride your goddamned wings of pestillance.

by EdgarStun May 31, 2006

Last Minute Lipstick

The act of having sex with a woman while she is on her period and then having her give you head with blood all over your C**k

I had me a little last minute lipstick action with this girl last night it was special.

by Djloki59 July 24, 2008